Today, I signed up to a Christian website in order to try and 'find God again'. I got banned. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML
Today, I was on my favourite forum when I saw a guy ranting at some pro-lifer fanatic. For fun, I replied "umad bro?" apparently moments after the forum founder also left an angry reply. I'm now banned for a month for "trolling the founder" and all my posts have vanished without a trace. FML
Today, I confessed my love for the girl I like, on the forum she moderates. She responded by banning me. FML
Discord mods
Today, I made a Discord account for the first time and got banned, even though I hadn't even logged in. Like, how is that possible? FML
Today, I corrected someone who spelled "learned" as "learnt" on my favorite forum. Nothing could've prepared me for the torrent of abuse that followed from the non-American members. Now I'm banned for "trolling," and all my 7,000+ posts since 2006 are gone forever. FML
Today, I arrived at work to find out someone had signed me up to a dating site. Apparently, my inability to speak to women has reached "boss level". Quite literally, as my boss was the one who signed me up. FML
Some angel
Today, I clicked on an “Angel Message” website link from a website I use to research Wicca. As I am a witch with 7 years experience, I knew this was too good to be true, but thought it would just be good for a laugh. Turns out it was a scam website. FML
Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML
Today, I went to a camp my friend invited me to, thinking we'd just be roasting marshmallows all day and hanging out outside. Nope. It was a soul searching, "get closer to Jesus" camp. The first five hours were spent repeatedly praying and singing. I'm not a Christian. FML
Framed
Today, I tried joining a Roblox game, only to discover I was banned. According to the game's creator, it was because I'd exploited on an alt. The alt was an account intentionally impersonating me in order to frame me. FML
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FYLDeep 26
Well you shouldn't have come here looking for God. There's no shortage of assholes here.
Quyzl 0
Then you went to the wrong Christians; there are still some good ones. FYL.
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Comments (103)
Driveshaft 5
Gawd don't needs no innernet! I also have a feeling you're not telling the whole story. So...ydi
Einthe 0
YDDI
lovingmylife84 0
I don't go to church, but I am Christian. I hope you will not worry about the website.
lovingmylife84 0
just keep an attitude that each day is amazing, and it will be. don't let the website thong bother you, you don't need them to be a Christian.
ashrandom 0
Jehovah's Witnesses, they'll come to you.
rockmetal0712 0
you totally deserve it religous ****
uscbaseball 0
ha ydi
egginmegan 0
So you came back here..