Today, I went to a camp my friend invited me to, thinking we'd just be roasting marshmallows all day and hanging out outside. Nope. It was a soul searching, "get closer to Jesus" camp. The first five hours were spent repeatedly praying and singing. I'm not a Christian. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom sent me to a counselor she knew "through the church" so that I could get some stressors off my chest. Worst idea ever. This "counselor" invalidated everything I had to say and basically told me to pray the issues away, all while completely ignoring me. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in almost a year. To keep things casual, he had a couple of his friends join. Oh and by a couple of friends, I mean a party of people from his church. I'm not religious. The date wasn't even half over before I was being preached to. FML
Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML
Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML
Today, my church friends ditched me to go skiing with a bunch of jewish basketball players from another school. They said I’d "harsh the vibe" with my "principles". The photos they post online look like they’re having a lot of fun. FML
Today, I told my roommate that I was an atheist and she laughed. I left and returned to find her and her prayer group praying for my soul. She told me to accept Jesus Christ as my lord and savior. I said no. Then she told me to find somewhere else to live. FML
Today, during a family road trip, my mom decided to spring a surprise conversion on us. This included screaming bible verses, blasting crazy gospel music and sobbing that we needed to repent before we’re all condemned to hell for eternity. She did this for 4 hours straight. FML
Today, I signed up to a Christian website in order to try and 'find God again'. I got banned. FML
Today, my friends and I went camping in the woods. I fell asleep first. Waking up hours later to them bunched up together in the middle of the tent and me half-way outside, I confronted them about it. They admitted, "We heard a bear so we needed a sacrifice." FML
Today, my friends and I went camping. In the middle of the night, they carried me deep into the forest and left me there. I stepped on a beehive as I walked back to the tent. FML
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time4coffee 3
I am Christian and that kind of jamming Jesus down my throat makes gag.
Babushka_Homyak 10
I can already foresee most of the comments condemning OP for not being Christian. FYL OP, no one deserves to be forced into religious gatherings/ceremonies/etc.
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tereshay 0
first?
Soybean254 0
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hahaha I remember one of those it started snowing and I fought some black guy there ahhhh.... jesus camp lol
english06 0
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maybe you should have opened your eyes and learned something. good luck in hell my friend.
youthink_fml 0
shouldn't you be somewhere worshipping your non-existant being?
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
obvious trolls are obvious.
HelloAnna 0
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#3 - Yeah, seriously, quit trying to shove your shit religion down everyone's throat. I'm sure if there were a 'hell', YOU would be the one going there, piece of shit.
time4coffee 3
I am Christian and that kind of jamming Jesus down my throat makes gag.
mmlprsh 0
at least he can roast marshmallows there :)
th3_godfath3r 0
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maybe ur friend dosnt want ur ignorant ass melting in hell while u viciously regret not accepting Christ as he watches from the most pleasurful lovley place, sounds gay I kno, but still
pidri 0
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can't stand those bible pushers!! did u sing kumbaya?
Dopeyrox 0
lmao the same thing happened to me once. run away in the middle of the night or just manage there
Babushka_Homyak 10
I can already foresee most of the comments condemning OP for not being Christian. FYL OP, no one deserves to be forced into religious gatherings/ceremonies/etc.
nadsm 0
i'm not saying i disagree with you, nobody should be forced or have a religion shoved down their throat, but OP said he/she was invited, not forced.
alfigel 0
Under false pretense.
turdburgers 0
invited, yes, but his friend (probably on purpose to convert him) conveniently left out that it was a church trip. Hence why the OP thought they'd be hanging out and roasting marshmallows, not praising Jeebus.
pidri 0
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ha! good luck in hell!?!?! typical god squad comment! were all going to hell if we don't attend Sunday services!
Kaemon 0
Nothing against camps like that, I Mean, I personally wouldn't go to one, but if someone wants to hey good for them.... but to not tell you what kind of camp? Sheesh, when its that kind of activity, in order to not alienate people one should tell others what it is.
blastvortex 4
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Why did you assume that you knew what kind of camp he was talking about? All you needed to do was ask. I'd say FYL for having a friend that didn't tell you what the camp was about, but I can't even do that since you're the one that decided to make said person your friend. This is anything but FML material, OP, and simply by being here you're only stuffing your foot farther in your mouth. YDI.
bobtheduck1990 0
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I hate religion it's worthless. I also hate religious bigots who push their idealogy on other people. I'm sorry you had to sit through. that OP :(