Today, seeing Ozzy Osbourne live for the first time, I was trying to get the perfect photo of the entire band on stage. That is, until a sudden burst of pyrotechnics startled me, and I gave myself a black eye from the camera hitting me in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a gig. The drummer threw his drumsticks out at the end and I managed to catch one. With my face. Not only did I get a black eye, but the person next to me snatched the drumstick from my hands. FML
Today, I had my first gig with my new band. I was concentrating on my guitar during the second song when I tripped over the singer's microphone cable, hit my head on the bass drum, and blacked out. When I came to, people were applauding, apparently thinking it was part of the act. FML
Today, my friends and I got front stage tickets to our favorite band. Being my first concert, we planned to start a small mosh pit in the back. I got knocked out by my best friend's elbow and was rushed to the hospital, during the first song. FML
Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the height of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, and fell off the stage into the security guy. FML
Today, I took a selfie at a concert with the stage in the background. As I tilted my head to get the perfect angle, I knocked over the guy in front of me’s beer. He turned around just in time to see me dripping in weak piss beer, and my selfie became a snapshot of my humiliation. FML
Today, while playing on stage, the singer of my band swung his microphone around, straight into my face. I now have stitches above my right eye, and a job interview in three days. FML
Today, my band went to play a set for the first time. I'm the drummer. All was going well, and then before our first song I threw the sticks in the air, went to catch them, and one hit me right in the eye. I couldn't continue playing. Now I have to wear an eyepatch. FML
Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML
Today, at a concert, I tried to film my favorite song for Instagram. I sang along dramatically, screamed the chorus, and danced like no one was watching. When I rewatched the video later, I realized I had my phone camera flipped, recording my sweaty, overexcited face the entire time. FML
Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML
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michelepeixoto 4
u got to see ozzy??? ur luckyyy
lacrossekid 0
haha I seen ozzy when he was I'n Calgary at the saddle dome ... for 61 the old bastard can still put on a amazing show
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Comments (90)
Jonkbaby 23
lol boom
rallets 23
you must not be ... IRON MAN!!!!!!!!
gooBUZZ 0
^.
ShadyFTW1 0
BOOM! Headshot!
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
are you sure it was pyrotechnics and not bats?
8trickster8 0
THAT'S ******* METAL
brianjman14 23
^ Are you trying to quote Metalocalypse?
jewban 3
and BOOM goes the dynamite
Bobissmall 13
OP kind of deserves it, i mean, i don't know them, they may have just taken one picture, but can anyone point out a recent concert that wasn't filled with 70% of the people holding their cameras/phones in the air? It's called enjoying the music people...
cowycal 4
Ooh, this was in Ottawa! Your camera must have been ruined by the foam he sprayed all over us.
nicko_oz 4
this is not a FML this is just something that happened at a concert that turns into an awesome story to tell people. **** people are whiney bitches these days!
michelepeixoto 4
u got to see ozzy??? ur luckyyy
CrimsonWolf1294 0
I know right? Screw the black eye. This isn't an FML if you still got to see a sick performance.
Dont_Explain 3
agreed, he's skipping Western Australia, so I cant see him. Ozzy's one of my idols too ._.
curt77777 4
I got to see ozzy a few weeks ago in Victoria, it was AWESOME
FYLDeep 26
Hey last concert I was at I got kicked in the face by a crowdsurfer. At least your injury was self-inflected.
tdads 0
I think anybody who's ever been to a concert has been kicked in the face by a crowd surfer ;p
UrNotFunny 0
How does it being self-inflicted make it any better lol
YourWetDream 0
I am soooo jealous! Ozzy rocks :]
poopypunts 0
suck shit
Mollykinz 0
I like your name
ZombieSazza 34
Jealous person detected.
BethiiGeex 0
Sharon! He's a legend
iliketurdles 7
Meh, These things happen. Get over it.
BethiiGeex 0
I didn't know you likes turtles, but I know you like turdles (:
iliketurdles 7
Well, Beth, you do now :].. I can now die happy knowing someone noticed.
alacn 0
ha! that's one of my favorite clips. Good name choice dude!
BethiiGeex 0
lol (-:
ImCanadianEh 0
Ozzy is still performing? I live in Ontario amd didn't hear anything about him doing a concert. :(
thejacl 0
yep, scotiabank place last night
ImCanadianEh 0
Dammit! wish I coulda gone :(
lacrossekid 0
haha I seen ozzy when he was I'n Calgary at the saddle dome ... for 61 the old bastard can still put on a amazing show
keefer 0
dude i was gonna go to thAt!!
sourgirl101 29
I have tickets to see Ozzy. He's not my favorite but I wanted to see him before he dies.(: Man can barely speak but I heard he has no problems singing on stage. Lol. He's touring with Slash! (That's who I'm looking forward to seeing!)
6sick6 4
Really?! You're looking forward to see Slash and not Ozzy?! First time I heared that :/ I dream of going to a concert, I live in Saudi Arabia so that's not going to happen here. Hopefully I'll be in Canada in a few months for college :)
sourgirl101 29
6sick6, concerts are a must. Love them. There's nothing like watching a band that everyone around you is just as excited to see as you! And hell ya, Slash!
6sick6 4
I did watch some concerts but only on DVD :P My dream is to see Megadeth live and to meet Dave Mustaine.. Trying to keep my hopes up :)
Judus_beej 0
6sick6 saw them slayer and testament a few months ago. great show. 2nd time seeing slayer.