Today, I signed a two-year lease on a house. My next-door neighbor said she's in love with me, threatened my girlfriend, and won't stop blasting Taylor Swift. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML
Today, I signed the lease on my first apartment alone with my boyfriend. We've lived here a month before we got to sign. Today is also the day my neighbors decided to show how they're night owls: all I hear is banging on the walls and them loudly talking and yelling. This will be a long year. FML
Today, I realised my girlfriend likes to play Taylor Swift whenever she wants me to leave her alone. FML
Today, I'm hiding from my creepy next-door neighbor. She constantly trash-talks my partner of two years, she's mentally unstable, looks to me for support, has a raging crush on me, and she drunkenly tried to make out with me last weekend. I'm two months older than her daughter. FML
Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML
Today, I rented a house for 5 years with my girlfriend, only to find out she is the actual owner. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML
Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
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UsernameAnxiety 14
Taylor Swift... Sounds like a living, lucid nightmare. I feel for you.
rg350dx 29
I thought it wasn't THAT terrible until I read won't stop blasting Taylor swift. My deepest condolences.
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Comments (107)
Cowsxgoxmoo78 8
God I love me some taylor Swift
journeytotheend 16
It's called sexual harassment and can easily break a lease
uhmaizing 3
call the cops. if it persists, hire a lawyer. legitimate reason to break a lease, lawyer needed for small claims suit which follows lease break.
bubble_burst 16
no smoke without fire... did you forgot to mention that you had a "one nighter" with her after you wooed her for six months and professed your undying love to her making her dump her boyfriend and father of her child in the process?
Mookiisfabulous 15
What did you do to make her crazy? Did you touch her arm? Talk to her nicely? You set her off crazy some how... Well, enjoy your crazy stalker. Just hope she doesn't start stealing your trash...
AllenRed 15
Damn.. o.o"
tdrtnlz 7
Could be worse. Your next door neighbour could actually be Taylor Swift. But then at least you'd have a song written about you.
mr_jack_meoff 5
To you it's very real, but to me it is funny. Taylor swift isn't music. It's a lurker thinking out loud.
Ray_of_midnight 23
While neighbors that have a car up on blocks in the front yard might be obvious on a casual visit to the house, I would think this kind of thing would be really tough to screen for, especially if she didn't have a fixation on the previous resident of the house.
KHL5900 5
You've my sympathy.