Today, I showed off my new tattoo to my friends. Too bad it says "Walk Earless" now instead of "Walk Fearless." That's right, I'm now supporting Van Gogh. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
Today, I showed my new tattoo to my friends. It's supposed to be a deep, philosophical quote in Latin, symbolizing strength and resilience. My friend, who happens to be fluent in Latin, started laughing hysterically. Turns out, it actually says, "You are dumb." FML
Today, after months of planning, I finally got my first tattoo: my cat's paw print. I love it so I showed my friends pictures. One said it looks like poop and the other said it looks like I have a disease. FML
Today, I complimented a guy on his Van Gogh costume. As it turns out, he had an infection in his ear. FML
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It's a large broadsword which runs the length of my spine. I went home to show it off, only to learn that the hilt on my neck looks just like a penis when the rest of it is covered with my shirt. FML
Today, I showed my aunt and mother my tattoo. They both burst out laughing. FML
Today, I was looking at tattoos and fell in love with a really cool looking one, so I decided to get it. I later showed it to a friend who is a cop. He informed me that it is a gang tattoo. I think I just put a target on my ankle. FML
Today, I was showing my unique new tattoo to my friends when a man approaches me with his digital camera and asks if he could take a picture of the tattoo for his website. I agreed. I find out later that it's a site about ugly tattoos. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
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gigglingalways 6
Generally, you should go to a tattoo artist that can spell to avoid such things as this happening.
awagh666 14
Better than saying "Falk Wearless"
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Comments (219)
chelseycoble5 3
You should of look at the outline god you desevered it
5t3ff1k4h 47
Desevered? Really?
banta98 5
If you get a tattoo check it's ok before you leave the parlor and make sure the Artist knows what you want Einstein.
EduJav321 24
Refund?
Calyx_fml 22
YDI.
alfred07 18
This should be easy to fix. Wait until its healed then visit another tattooist, if you don't mind it having a background, like a banner or something you should be able to get what you want tattooed over it.
nwensrich 3
You probably should have looked at the pened outline more closely prior to agreeing to it
arylovexx 0
get it covered up, DUH.
smallsmerry123 5
I believe op was intoxicated while Doing this, and forgot how to spell fearless, or the artist heard them wrong.
eejayee 0
don't they make you sign papers and stuff to make sure it's what you want? your fault for not checking.
5t3ff1k4h 47
No, they make you sign the papers so that you won't sue them if you decide after the fact you don't want the tattoo after all, and that you aren't intoxicated while getting the tattoo. Also, there is a parental consent form if you're not of age, and a waiver stating you're over 18 if you don't require parental consent.
xytha 6
That's not much better than the original phrase, man.