Today, I was showing my unique new tattoo to my friends when a man approaches me with his digital camera and asks if he could take a picture of the tattoo for his website. I agreed. I find out later that it's a site about ugly tattoos. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend sent me a link to a "horrible" tattoo that he found online, that a guy had gotten at my tattoo parlor. FML
Today, I checked my Tumblr account to see if anyone had commented on the photos of my new tattoo. There were only 3 posts, and 2 of them were people linking it to "Awful Tattoo" blogs. FML
Today, I was looking at tattoos and fell in love with a really cool looking one, so I decided to get it. I later showed it to a friend who is a cop. He informed me that it is a gang tattoo. I think I just put a target on my ankle. FML
Today, a tattoo artist send me home without tattoo because the acne on my back has gotten so bad, he refused to work on such an 'unpredictable surface'. FML
Today, my brother saw my side when my shirt came up, and asked when I got a tattoo; the pink he saw was in fact my stretch marks. Worst of all, I had to show them to everyone to prove I didn't actually get a tattoo. FML
Today, I was getting my first tattoo done. My parents told me it was a bad idea. My friends' parents told me it was a bad idea. I told them that people get tattoos done all the time and nothing goes wrong. Fifty minutes into the tattoo on my back, the artist said, "Oh shit, shit, shit. We can fix this." FML
Today, I was struggling through small-talk at a party where I knew nobody. Tattoos came up and I started talking about trendy, girly tattoos like feathers, anchors and infinity signs with stupid words in them. Turns out the girl I was talking to had all three. FML
Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with friends. We wanted to get a picture of all four of us, so we asked a nice-looking man to take it for us on my brand-new iPhone 6s. He took something. Unfortunately, it wasn't a picture. FML
Today, I uploaded my latest picture onto a photography website. It only got one comment, and even that was from someone advising me to never use the same hideous model ever again. It was a self-portrait. FML
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mich23 10
pic please
sammyprosnit 8
just like my ex
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Comments (134)
DFA831 0
was your tat of the KFC dude,,, cuz i saw one of those once haha
mich23 10
pic please
sayyestothedress 24
It really depends on the tattoo, everybody has different opinions, we need a follow up
I_Love_Isms 0
Yea, you really need to say what the tattoo looks like. A lot of people get ugly tattoos.. I don't really get it. But yea, I guess FYL because people think it's ugly and you're stuck with it forever.
RedCarpetGrave 0
Lazer tattoo removal. just takes a while and hurts a lot.
mich23 10
and costs a whole lot
ncochrum 0
No need for professional tattoo removal. A simple sheet of sandpaper will do the trick
mich23 10
umm, ouch!
luckyyyy 0
yeah it's cheap fast and painful
sammyprosnit 8
just like my ex
theian01 3
ba-zing!
billie_jo_7 0
With all of the tattoo sites how did you find the specific one?
kendalle_fml 0
tats are supposed to be for you not someone else. If you like then who the f cares.
hecuva 0
i agree... he probably just created that website because he's to chicken to get one himself and is jealous
camis 0
Ah come on, bad tattoos are like photoshop fails. No one goes looking at photoshop fails because they're jealous they can't work photoshop. It's funny. In a schadenfreude sort of way.
Maidev 0
i love that word. :D thats what FML is all about
allmidnighteyes 11
What site was it? and agreed with #6. if you like it, who gives a ****. the tattoo means something to you, not the guy who runs the site.
smartornot 0
YDI for getting a tattoo.
xClarkGable 0
uh...no one deserves something because they get tattoos.
that_guy321 2
oh wow...
shaeto 0
there's nothing wrong with getting a tattoo.
Melodious 0
Tattoos are cool. ._.
containsnosoy 0
Err, no offense, what is it supposed to say?
bittersweet818 0
after getting the tattoo artist high, yeah she deserved that
that_guy321 2
stolen from failblog http://failblog.org/2009/06/17/ugliest-tattoos-gallery-of-fail/only calling it out cause this FML came up two days after the failblog post
Untoxicated 0
maybe its the same guy? thought about THAT?!
Time2growup 0
yeah i was about to post the exact same thing.
dnbt 0
there's always ugliesttattoos.com
Riotous 0
It's not for you to decide if somebody else's tattoo is worth having on their body.
1nicent1 0
Who cares if a GUY doesn't like your tattoo. Unless your gay then FYL. If your staright though, this isn't an FYL and YDI
alyren16 0
what the hell does being gay or straight have to do with any of this?
alyren16 0
yea.. NO. You're a fool if you get it to impress someone Tattoos are supposed to be something that means something special.. therefore, no regrets.
infest0125 0
11, you're a damn idiot. Hang yourself please.
drummergrl 0
girls don't get tattoos?
Maidev 0
i have a tat. i'm a girl :D annd my girlfriend thinks its hot XDD
paigexox0 37
No ragrets :)
inflagranti 0
YDI... buy new clothes instead... most of the tats are so lame