Today, I showed off my new tattoo to my friends. Too bad it says "Walk Earless" now instead of "Walk Fearless." That's right, I'm now supporting Van Gogh. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
Today, I showed my new tattoo to my friends. It's supposed to be a deep, philosophical quote in Latin, symbolizing strength and resilience. My friend, who happens to be fluent in Latin, started laughing hysterically. Turns out, it actually says, "You are dumb." FML
Today, after months of planning, I finally got my first tattoo: my cat's paw print. I love it so I showed my friends pictures. One said it looks like poop and the other said it looks like I have a disease. FML
Today, I complimented a guy on his Van Gogh costume. As it turns out, he had an infection in his ear. FML
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It's a large broadsword which runs the length of my spine. I went home to show it off, only to learn that the hilt on my neck looks just like a penis when the rest of it is covered with my shirt. FML
Today, I showed my aunt and mother my tattoo. They both burst out laughing. FML
Today, I was looking at tattoos and fell in love with a really cool looking one, so I decided to get it. I later showed it to a friend who is a cop. He informed me that it is a gang tattoo. I think I just put a target on my ankle. FML
Today, I was showing my unique new tattoo to my friends when a man approaches me with his digital camera and asks if he could take a picture of the tattoo for his website. I agreed. I find out later that it's a site about ugly tattoos. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
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gigglingalways 6
Generally, you should go to a tattoo artist that can spell to avoid such things as this happening.
awagh666 14
Better than saying "Falk Wearless"
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mouammarkadhafi 0
I guess u should walk fearing dumb tatoo artists ha
OfficeNinja 5
Next time go to a place where the tattoo guy is sober, has all their teeth, graduated from high school (or at least knows the complete alphabet), and can refrain from chewin' tabakee long enough to finish the job. You might have to leave the state of Alabama to find such a tattoo place.
holly_fly 34
Way to stereotype. I know of ONE person that is missing a SINGLE tooth, and I'm from Alabama. So please, actually go somewhere before saying something like that. And PS, my boyfriend is from Iowa. My friends and I all have better grammar than him. So, obviously, we are educated. :)
Okayitwasme 0
Did the artist have a speech impediment?
armywife0609 4
Wow really didn't anyone ever tell you that your suppose to look at the tattoo BEFORE you leave
hardonforjesus 10
Still would have been a bit late by then
crazyblackchick 0
Probationrose- no shit sherlock.
JRokka850 6
I'd blow that Shop the **** up
perdix 31
When I get a tattoo, I double- and triple-check to make absolutely sure that it's ******* temporary! I can be a bad-ass for a week to ten days and then return to my comfortable nerd existence without permanent damage.
Okayitwasme 0
Okay I liked this one. Next time I feel bad ass, I'm getting me a temporary tattoo!
nibzbreazy 2
Way to go champ. Didn't you have your tattoo artist draw up a sketch and put a "stencil" down?
SoccerGod234 0
That's why you should get an experienced tattoo artist, because now you have Walk Earless on you for life. (even though experienced tattoo artist's make mistakes too but not as much as amateur artists)
bethanael 13
There are two things you can do in this situation. One: keep the tattoo and walk around with a stupid tattoo that makes no sense. Two: get it removed in 10 painful laser removal procedures.