Today, I showed off my new tattoo to my friends. Too bad it says "Walk Earless" now instead of "Walk Fearless." That's right, I'm now supporting Van Gogh. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
Today, I showed my new tattoo to my friends. It's supposed to be a deep, philosophical quote in Latin, symbolizing strength and resilience. My friend, who happens to be fluent in Latin, started laughing hysterically. Turns out, it actually says, "You are dumb." FML
Today, after months of planning, I finally got my first tattoo: my cat's paw print. I love it so I showed my friends pictures. One said it looks like poop and the other said it looks like I have a disease. FML
Today, I complimented a guy on his Van Gogh costume. As it turns out, he had an infection in his ear. FML
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It's a large broadsword which runs the length of my spine. I went home to show it off, only to learn that the hilt on my neck looks just like a penis when the rest of it is covered with my shirt. FML
Today, I showed my aunt and mother my tattoo. They both burst out laughing. FML
Today, I was looking at tattoos and fell in love with a really cool looking one, so I decided to get it. I later showed it to a friend who is a cop. He informed me that it is a gang tattoo. I think I just put a target on my ankle. FML
Today, I was showing my unique new tattoo to my friends when a man approaches me with his digital camera and asks if he could take a picture of the tattoo for his website. I agreed. I find out later that it's a site about ugly tattoos. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
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gigglingalways 6
Generally, you should go to a tattoo artist that can spell to avoid such things as this happening.
awagh666 14
Better than saying "Falk Wearless"
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Comments (219)
Kuramasan_fml 12
It is undoubtedly a far more unique statement though. I like it.
Carriah420 9
This isn't at all amusing. It's just like the Chinese calligraphy tattoos: YDI for not having it done correctly.
poecowmoo101 8
Well, it could be worse. My ex had his brother give him a tattoo on his back. He wanted it to say "All Star" but his brother decided to write "Mexican" instead.
LennyComa 39
Weren't you watching when they put that shit on
skyeyez9 25
Get the"R" tattooed in.
kl_07 4
The 'r' is there. They're missing the 'f'
littlefootpimpin 0
Way to go dumbie lol
nvo 6
Don't you proof read the line drawing on your skin before the ink gets set for good?
hunnibunnz 13
YDI because you should have paid attention to the stencil before the "artist" started the tattoo, and because you should have gone to a more reputable place where errors like that tend to be few and far between, hence why they have a good reputation. good tattoos aren't cheap and cheap tattoos aren't good.
koolkat27 13
fun fact: van gogh's ear was not actually cut off by van gogh; paul gaughin, a rival painter, cut it off during a fight. the more ya know!
SheepShoop_fml 20
Yeah, should have paid attention to the stencil, should have actually looked around the shop, and OH you only paid $10 for it? Yeah. So in the future, you get tattoos done professionally by good artists who know how to stencil and you damn well look at it before they ink you.