Today, I showed off my new tattoo to my friends. Too bad it says "Walk Earless" now instead of "Walk Fearless." That's right, I'm now supporting Van Gogh. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
Today, I showed my new tattoo to my friends. It's supposed to be a deep, philosophical quote in Latin, symbolizing strength and resilience. My friend, who happens to be fluent in Latin, started laughing hysterically. Turns out, it actually says, "You are dumb." FML
Today, after months of planning, I finally got my first tattoo: my cat's paw print. I love it so I showed my friends pictures. One said it looks like poop and the other said it looks like I have a disease. FML
Today, I complimented a guy on his Van Gogh costume. As it turns out, he had an infection in his ear. FML
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It's a large broadsword which runs the length of my spine. I went home to show it off, only to learn that the hilt on my neck looks just like a penis when the rest of it is covered with my shirt. FML
Today, I showed my aunt and mother my tattoo. They both burst out laughing. FML
Today, I was looking at tattoos and fell in love with a really cool looking one, so I decided to get it. I later showed it to a friend who is a cop. He informed me that it is a gang tattoo. I think I just put a target on my ankle. FML
Today, I was showing my unique new tattoo to my friends when a man approaches me with his digital camera and asks if he could take a picture of the tattoo for his website. I agreed. I find out later that it's a site about ugly tattoos. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
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gigglingalways 6
Generally, you should go to a tattoo artist that can spell to avoid such things as this happening.
awagh666 14
Better than saying "Falk Wearless"
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Comments (219)
LaRabiosaa 1
Sounds more like you support Mike Tyson.
bunniex1 11
u people aren't getting this van gough cut off his ear I think he means the tatoo guy spelled it right but one of his friends ripped part of it off or something
SyntheticSound 24
I have to agree with #193. Don't immediately blame the tattoo artist for this. It could very well be that a scab was ripped off before/while showing their friends. This happened to me. I have music notes and symbols around my wrist,and the scab on the fermata was ripped off while changing my shirt,leaving no trace that it was there. Simple fix. Go back to the tattoo parlor where you got the tat originally and explain what happened. They should fix it for no charge.
CaptainBlack 18
"now?" What, did your friends wipe off the F?
CommanderBalls 10
Next time go to a artist who can at least spell at a 8th grade level man
MissTina99 1
Don't be a dumbass Muggle- It's obvious that you're supporting George Weasley ;)
interesting33 37
Brilliant!
lullaby_baby 0
Lmfao
zolltain 8
What does OP mean it's hugging me that I dot know!!!!!
thundercloud363 10
Are you sure it's the flu?? Can it possibly be the west Nile virus moving in to southern US?
BassOvercast 1
Van gogh is pretty damn awesome though...