mimi
United States
Today, I shat a magnet. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
wtf
United Kingdom
Today, I shat out a staple. FML
clublulu
United States
Today, I absentmindedly stuck two magnets in my mouth while talking, and accidentally swallowed them. I had to go the emergency room. The nurses at the station laughed at me. They thought it was a joke. They couldn't believe an 18 year old would swallow magnets. FML
Meagan Ortiz
Wardrobe change please
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
Anonymous
Altamonte Springs, United States
Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
SenorPoopypants
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Mel
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Woah!
Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML
brownunderwear
United States
Today, I took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid, liquid, and gas. FML
orourkeda
Dublin, Ireland
Bad day #74746
Today, I sharted in work this morning. It was rather unpleasant and everyone around me knew what had happened. The embarrassment was stifling. FML
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cBlackout 13
That's when you know you party too hard.
develgool 0
Ok when did you have magnet for dinner?
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Comments (322)
mea_iloveskiing 26
This FML is so short that I couldn't open it for 3 minutes. (:
yadisingh 5
lmfao samee here.
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
This FML is so short, it's/your (insert penis joke here*). *Some examples include: -"almost as short as Justin Bieber's penis" -"almost as short as your penis" -"mom's penis is longer than this FML"
that1guyyy 12
The past tense of "to expel from the anus"
Riya2595 15
And couldn't click on it!
SimpleMinds_fml 7
Yeah you probably shouldn't be snacking on those.
KjoeLjan 4
Where is the Like-button for this FML? I lol'd.
Glitterhinoceros 14
Right there, where the **** do you think it is?
iPunchedBigFoot 5
Theyreeeeeeee Great!
Tempsey 0
Holy shit, I was eating Frosted Flakes when I read that!
dennxx 0
Isn't this story attractive. Harharhar
thisntme 0
Actually it's repulsive
GrandmaPearl 0
That was a good one! Hardy har har! XD
cBlackout 13
Actually.. I can think of two.. But #2 may need some lube..
miserypoison 13
How do magnets work?
yummcookie 0
So many questions, so little time...