mimi
United States
Today, I shat a magnet. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
wtf
United Kingdom
Today, I shat out a staple. FML
clublulu
United States
Today, I absentmindedly stuck two magnets in my mouth while talking, and accidentally swallowed them. I had to go the emergency room. The nurses at the station laughed at me. They thought it was a joke. They couldn't believe an 18 year old would swallow magnets. FML
Meagan Ortiz
Wardrobe change please
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
Anonymous
Altamonte Springs, United States
Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
SenorPoopypants
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Mel
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Woah!
Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML
brownunderwear
United States
Today, I took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid, liquid, and gas. FML
orourkeda
Dublin, Ireland
Bad day #74746
Today, I sharted in work this morning. It was rather unpleasant and everyone around me knew what had happened. The embarrassment was stifling. FML
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cBlackout 13
That's when you know you party too hard.
develgool 0
Ok when did you have magnet for dinner?
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Istalkrexgar2000_fml 0
I prefer a more edible dish but hey, whatever floats your boat OP.
evilscorpi 29
who approved this??
mrahhhhh 21
Yo mama.
BellaBelle_fml 23
I shat bricks trying to click on this!
JBieberPixie 3
OMFG. i did the same. ... WHEN I WAS 4!
FunnyGuy5051 7
this is not Facebook
iknowimawesome 13
No, no it's not. I'm glad we could come to this realization together.
iknowimawesome 13
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nonelikeworms 0
Did OP have the force 4 times?
TheAngryKitten 0
Troll science at it's finest. Eat magnets, attract ALL the ladies!
DrewsFML 8
You swallow them and 6 to 8 hours later they come out. It's that easy.
Not_You_Again 15
Theres a positive and negative side to this story....
GrandmaPearl 0
GOOD ONE XD
TheAngryKitten 0
And ALL the Men as well.
Klums02 0
Nice pic XD