mimi
United States
Today, I shat a magnet. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
wtf
United Kingdom
Today, I shat out a staple. FML
clublulu
United States
Today, I absentmindedly stuck two magnets in my mouth while talking, and accidentally swallowed them. I had to go the emergency room. The nurses at the station laughed at me. They thought it was a joke. They couldn't believe an 18 year old would swallow magnets. FML
Meagan Ortiz
Wardrobe change please
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
Anonymous
Altamonte Springs, United States
Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
SenorPoopypants
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Mel
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Woah!
Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML
brownunderwear
United States
Today, I took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid, liquid, and gas. FML
orourkeda
Dublin, Ireland
Bad day #74746
Today, I sharted in work this morning. It was rather unpleasant and everyone around me knew what had happened. The embarrassment was stifling. FML
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cBlackout 13
That's when you know you party too hard.
develgool 0
Ok when did you have magnet for dinner?
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dreamering 16
Click at the other FML on the bottom of this and use the array up. Isn't that a miracle? :)
bikramkohli 11
Maybe he ate the magnet in the hope that it'll get the staple pin out?
mea_iloveskiing 26
Then it's not challenging! (:
1happymummy 14
Epic.
RainbowHeadache 2
A short, sweet, & to the point FML. I like that. I'm sorry for your loss, Op.
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Well, count me in.
NagatoPain 4
Ok seriously? Either this guy was very bored and came up with this lame FML or something literally happened cause this was half funny but the other half was on my mind repeating this, ".....really...-.-....really kid...." and go ahead and click the thumbs down button, I respect you why you clicked it! Seriously though! This FML was stupid!
Enslaved 38
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh And all the girlies say I'm pretty FLY (for a white guy)
RainbowHeadache 2
Or well, if you want to think of it in a positive way then congratulations on your new magnet!
alazyguy 9
short and to the point, ouch tho