mimi
United States
Today, I shat a magnet. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
wtf
United Kingdom
Today, I shat out a staple. FML
clublulu
United States
Today, I absentmindedly stuck two magnets in my mouth while talking, and accidentally swallowed them. I had to go the emergency room. The nurses at the station laughed at me. They thought it was a joke. They couldn't believe an 18 year old would swallow magnets. FML
Meagan Ortiz
Wardrobe change please
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
Anonymous
Altamonte Springs, United States
Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
SenorPoopypants
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Mel
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Woah!
Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML
brownunderwear
United States
Today, I took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid, liquid, and gas. FML
orourkeda
Dublin, Ireland
Bad day #74746
Today, I sharted in work this morning. It was rather unpleasant and everyone around me knew what had happened. The embarrassment was stifling. FML
Top comments
cBlackout 13
That's when you know you party too hard.
develgool 0
Ok when did you have magnet for dinner?
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Megpie1991 12
My phone apparently won't let me reply to comments, but thank you #40, the FML and most of the magnet jokes didn't amuse me. Your comment actually made me laugh. :)
AffrontedFetus 0
Dont hate. Some FMLs require a button other than YDI or FYL.
Ricky23J 0
ME TOO IT WOULDN'T LET ME CLICK IT!>:(
Ricky23J 0
that's what's up
Ecklcakes 15
Clearly at some point you did something to deserve this.
Dudelike89 8
Let's ask the Mormons.
alexchiltonLC 7
Just go to the fml underneath and click the up arrow...smh
MegamiKaosu 28
Warning! ******** magnet will return you to your normal attractiveness
imustbeinsane 2
And an X-men was born
codywade 0
It's not hard to click em takes me bout half a second to get it