Today, I set my AIM status to be the currently-playing file on my iTunes. I've downloaded a lot of porn to my iTunes, and I wanted to watch some. My status changed to "Girl in Latex gets fucked in the ass." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML
Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her iTunes was on random. "Rape Me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML
Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML
Today, my sister was "sexting" her boyfriend over Apple messages. Since we share an iTunes account the messages appeared on my iPod. Apparently, he shouldn't be silly, and should wrap his willy. FML
Today, I was hitting on a cute girl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opened Safari on my phone. It opened to my video from Pornhub I watched yesterday and started playing, on full volume, through the entire bus. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I was making love to my girlfriend and was pretty impressed with myself for lasting through multiple songs. Then I realized her ipod was playing a medley. I only lasted 3 1/2 minutes. FML
Today, at 2 am on a Saturday, I purposely updated my Facebook status from my iPod so people will see that I posted from a 'mobile device' and think I'm out at a bar having a life, instead of sitting at home on my bed watching movies on my Netflix. FML
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Top comments
alicemassie 0
gee, i think thats number one on itunes!
Shigogaboo 0
Wow...wow
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Comments (192)
Shigogaboo 0
Wow...wow
PiiScHkE 0
Win
kalixzo 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
ydi for watching ****
rawrlily 0
143 is an idiot **** is pwnsome
krissytina 6
Anal......best kind of **** to watch :D
evperry 2
yeah
itaimumwiro 8
I know
zomgbies 17
**** is for those who cant get laid themselves
alicemassie 0
gee, i think thats number one on itunes!
mackenzieex3 0
Um. What? I thought you couldn't download **** on iTunes? atleast that's what my friend said..o.O
singer4life666 0
148 you can't, but you can add it to your iTunes library. Haha.
frozenshake 5
148 plus, it was a joke -.-
uj_fml 4
LOL
LaLince 40
lol
brianlarkin 7
Lol
FrancesShiver 20
This is a mess
ohnohediint 0
Poorly written. You deserved it.
x_LC_x 0
umm, what? lol
SergioFML 0
LMAFO! One of the best FML ever! sucks for youu, rofl xD
Serial 2
hope you dont have a girlfriend, she'd be ******* pissed if she didnt know that was a video name
G97Alex 21
But on the bright side, everyone else would be incredibly jealous.
jamesheat11 14
My gf knows I watch **** and she doesn't care
countingstairs 16
The OP is a chick.
cinnamininini 5
#185 hoping someone would catch onto that
helen__fml 0
this was already posted slightly different. f a k e
roflwafflezzz 0
That's hawt.
Anony_fml 0
Why would you upload it to iTunes? So that when it's on random, it'll go to the video when you least expect it? Or was it for when people are scrolling through your songs, they say "I've seen that video too?"
luizocoke 0
So he can put it on his iPod and jack off in the bathroom, come on bro , like u never thought about it
DerpyDerpinator 15
@158 OP's a female.
Eyeslick 33
Ok then Jill off in the bathroom?