Today, my girlfriend asked me the details for al-Qaeda's plan during 9/11 for an essay. I had no idea and she said she just expected me to know, since I'm "one of those people." I'm Iranian. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my teacher began to explain Veterans' Day and why it's on 11/11 to a new student from Iran. He said he already knew, but this was news to almost everyone else in the class. FML
Today, I introduced my kind and amazing Iranian boyfriend to my mother. When he went to use the rest room, she warned me to "knock it off with this Bin Laden fetish" or she'll have me put on psychiatric hold. FML
Today, I asked my manager where the clearly-foreign customers were from. She said she didn't know, but she thought they were from ISIS. She wasn't trying to be funny, she thought ISIS was a country. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, my dad happened to mention he proposed to his girlfriend, who I had no idea he was dating. Turns out it's one of my old high school teachers, specifically the bitch who hated me as much as I hated her. My dad is so oblivious, he has no idea WWIII is about to start in our living room. FML
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
Today, my boss asked me if I'd realized that "I support ISIS" was written on the bottom of my water bottle. The bottle was a gift from my dad. FML
Today, I knew my girlfriend's dad owned a security company. What I did not know was that he treats his employees like family, so my girlfriend has about 40 scary uncles who’ve known her since she was a baby, and most of them are ex-military. FML
Today, I got a new roommate. I thought he was pretty cool until he mentioned how everything around us was a conspiracy. Then he asked if I knew how to make a bomb. FML
Today, I saw my coworker write about how awful Muslims were and how the religion is stupid, the hijab is oppressive, and how they're a poison on society. When I questioned them about it, they pretty much said that I didn't know anything and should stop talking. I'm Muslim and a hijabi. FML
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Ambrily 27
And you're still with her why?
RichardPencil 32
What an ignorant imbecile! She should ask you how to storm an embassy and keep people hostage for 444 days.
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Comments (12)
RichardPencil 32
What an ignorant imbecile! She should ask you how to storm an embassy and keep people hostage for 444 days.
Ambrily 27
And you're still with her why?
Aiden89 23
You mean your soon to be ex?
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
i feel like you should have seen the red flags
Alex Gruber 5
Ask her about a random false flag that the US committed and tell her "how come you don't know, since you're "one of those people"...
newwitch2010 11
Time to dump her I think.
WistayShlaio82 13
I’m assuming your girlfriend is white and from California originally
bloopaloop 27
From California, I agree. Besides that, you’re a racist nazi
rhett 5
I think she might have been a racist. (Doesn’t matter had sex)
thatRdude 4
Thats ****** hahaha
jk_waks 20
Islam is a beautiful thing, and i’m a Hindu! Pandemic affects all faiths and religions equally. We seriously need to stop generalising!!