Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I set up an office laptop remotely from home. My own laptop screen sat next to that laptop screen. I wanted to wank so opened some porn on my own screen. Then my boss called and said, "There's smut playing on this laptop." Wrong screen, and my work PC was in console mode, so people had gathered to watch. FML
Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML
Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML
Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML
Today, I was watching porn in the living room with the volume turned up, because I was under the impression that my family had already left for vacation. It turns out my cousin and his girlfriend were upstairs the entire time. FML
Today, I got home after a long day and decided to unwind a bit. I put some porn on the TV but promptly fell asleep. I woke up three hours later to the same video playing, but realized a had left my blinds open. I broadcasted three hours of Athena Faris having sex to my whole street. FML
Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
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MolesterStallone 13
Did your family think it was pretty intense too?
Shadow_Blues 10
Family Movie Night just got a lot more interesting... xD
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Comments (200)
hwp123 0
I think your doing it wrong.
Klefhomacked 11
You're*
hwp123 0
Grammar nazi...
hwp123 0
Aren't you funny:)
Shrike 24
And literate, unlike some people...
hwp123 0
Not wasn't talking about him-.-
emilyjgraham 34
not wasn't...?
yupitssoph 18
hwp123, I think YOU'RE doing it wrong. And by "it," I mean being able to construct readable and grammatically correct sentences. You do have a cool icon, though.
LoveGuru69 0
hwp123 has an extra chromosome. don't make fun, guys
porp1 4
Some people have an extra chromosome. Some are missing 5.
vsus98 22
That's not how that works...
MolesterStallone 13
Did your family think it was pretty intense too?
onlychildFTW 34
I'm sure that did. Haha. From movie to ****. A jump no one wants with their family.
thejewishfuhrer 17
At least OP didn't share it to Facebook.....
ScaughtieHolden 11
Syncing to the family tv is much worse. You see your family everyday. They'll never look at you the same.
RedPillSucks 33
It would be funnier if they were watching a disney flick, like "Lady and the Tramp". *Zoom in on the spagetti scene where the two dogs bump noses. *Quick flash to two guys, a girl and a donkey getting it on. *Mom and Dad screem "WTF" *Little Timmy and Cindy scream in terror
gc327072 31
Technology: responsible for many awkward moments. Fap responsibly!
MDTeddy 13
Wtf? how does that happen? It better bee good **** and no the crazy stuff that you look at on the side.
SCUBA_Diiver 3
#96 something tells me you've had that one prepared...
khaosblade91 6
Lmfao dude I've been laughing at this for 15 minutes straight hahahaha
AJ_Ba11 0
But jacking off is a part of life? Wouldnt they understand lol
msfudgemuffins 6
haha
netflixjunkie8 8
You put a lot of thought into that, didn't you? Huh.
BRLHP 24
Did they like what they saw?
theslimshadylp 6
I bet you they didnt
theslimshadylp 6
Didn't*
BRLHP 24
I was being sarcastic.
sonicgreg 12
Well I stole your face!
deBlobX 12
YOLO BRO
laden_swallow09 35
I'D LIKE TO PUNCH YOUR TEETH OUT FOR SAYING YOLO, BECAUSE… YOLO. ROFLMAOMGWTFBBQ!!!!111!!one Seriously though, you're a moron.
RedPillSucks 33
ROFLMAOMGWTFBBQ Rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off. My God what the **** barbecue Did I get it right?
theslimshadylp 6
Seems like all your comments get thumbed down. I guess sarcasm is not your thing.
BRLHP 24
Or everyone here doesn't have a good sense of it. *waits for the thumbs down*
rockybalboaaa_ 6
No asshole .
FML12197 0
Your "YOLO" comment is so true
deBlobX 12
YOLT (you only live twice)
meagy 6
I bet your family got a nice suprise.
Zedd_fml 8
Was the TV brand Samsung?
hama806 19
Did you want to be a **** star OP? Looks like you are now.
klovely22 13
127- No he isn't.
Shadow_Blues 10
Family Movie Night just got a lot more interesting... xD
Osito2011 9
I bet his dad can't wait till next family movie night!
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
Interesting, indeed. I used to go into another room when anything remotely sexual happened in movies I watched with family. If **** was on... Oh the horror!
ASD_K 11
Yeah. I was jacking it pretty hard to some **** on my macbook... YDI.
deadxwedding84 5
Technology nowadays... It will dig your grave for you.
skittlestrailmix 14
Yeah seriously... Second FML I've read about apple products doing this lately. The other one was about iCloud pictures.
capper44 18
Well OP Deserved it for not being careful... As i got iCloud, apple tv but not once incident like any of two. But nvm Op shit happens, now just act as if nothing happened haha
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
"but not once incident like any of two"? What?
kimmicxo 1
Damn skippy
sarahlouise0506 10
They can all join in your fun! As long as your grandparents weren't there, they should hopefully just laugh about it!
elletex 8
Because parents won't be uncomfortable with their child getting off to hardcore ****, right? No, just the grandparents.
loloalltheway 23
Well said #16
Llama_Face89 34
My parents take issue with my watching **** on my computer that I bought...and is in my own house... >_
spottyblanket 8
I'm crying with laughter!
Anubis_81 21
I did too.
CantBeatMe2007 5
8-Oh don't cry!
JOEGERNAUTT 1
LOL.
GovernorGeneral 8
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hwp123 0
"and so they lived happily --- Oh yeah f*** me!" Thats how I imagined it.
acidkitten 14
what?
ReturnOfTheRat 6
acidkitten they are saying the movie was 'and they lived happily ev-- (where now this guy jacking off would cut in with) 'oh yeah f*ck me' if you still don't understand just laugh cause it was funny