Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, I wrote my phone number on a Post-it note and gave it to a cute girl at work. She immediately threw it away. In front of me. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I opened my lunch in front of my friends at university. I had a note in my lunch from my mother that said "Have a good day sweetie! - Love mom". I wrote that note, and put it in my lunch to impress my friends. FML
Today, this girl I've been talking to texted me, saying she was going to visit. Trying to be sweet, I bought her $50 worth of chocolate and a cute card. Turns out she meant to send that text to her ex. Seems like the only thing I'll get from this relationship is diabetes. FML
Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I sent an email to a girl I like about how I really feel about her. She later replied "Real funny, tell Michael to change his password!" FML
Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
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ducks4life11 0
why would u send a twinkie to a girl u like? Thats just as bad as calling her a fatty!
Incubuss 0
To be fair though, buying a girl a Twinkie just says "I can tell you like baked goods you fat ass" FYL
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Comments (84)
uhleesha 3
Really a Twinkie?
keepmeonthedl 7
Exactly what I was thinking. Seriously, what was he thinking?
dragead12 0
maybe she had told him at one point that she likes twinkies?
dustandashes 0
so instead of chocolate you bought a Twinkie? sometimes u need to follow tradition if u want to keep a girl
perdix 31
Was she a fatty, or were you trying to turn her into one, you freaky plumpa humpa?
IamAnkou 0
Since when did Twinkies become romantic? Flowers, chocolates, a card? Nope, this genius sent a nasty cheap ass snack.....wtg genius!
dragead12 0
i twinkie costs as much as a chocolate bar. And who says chocolate is romantic? Maybe she was alergic to chocolates, or said something about liking twinkies and he wanted to get her one. Besides, he said "girl i like" so they're not dating, so things like flowers and/or chocolate might just seem tacky
jojobeanz 0
dude twinkies are tha shiiit there not cheap n shitty assface
missyj0 12
Classy ^
coNsperAZI 4
why bro why...a twinky
Iknowthings 0
I think it would be fairly obvious that the addition to your message was in different hand writing...
FerrariCake 2
To everyone questioning the OP's choice of gift for his beloved, please put the situation in context: he's in 3rd grade.
Blo0dSp0on 0
I'm not so sure. Third grade is for Oreos and Goldfish. Twinkies sound like 40-year-old virgin material.
HalfMachineHolly 0
i agree with 24
unidentified_sta 5
"BloodSpoon," I'm going to have to ask you to take a seat.
Queen_of_Night 20
WTF is a 3rd grader doing hanging out on FML?
DocBastard 40
Should have gone with the Cheez Doodles. Everyone loves Cheez Doodles!
pooper19 3
or snickerdoodles
Blo0dSp0on 0
Well hey. On the bright side, maybe she'll stay away from twinkies and not die before she's thirty because of a clogged artery.
bridgette5866 0
I lol'd, literally, at this.
lfsabtch 4
Oh ya! This is probably one of the best I've heard. Felt like a freak laughing so hard at my computer.