Today, I was taking an important exam for Calculus. Out of nowhere, the kid behind me starts violently kicking my desk. I quickly turn around and yell at him. He was having a seizure. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a seizure in class. Being an epileptic, I had warned my professor of the possibility that I could have one in class. She was understanding and seemed very concerned about my issue at the time. After I had the seizure, however, she asked me if I had ever tried exorcism. FML
Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML
Today, my 13 year-old son had a seizure in the middle of his history class. We were at the hospital for three hours and several expensive tests later he informed me he faked the seizure so he could get out of a group presentation. He was so proud that he was such a good actor. FML
Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, I had a big exam. Twenty minutes in I could feel people turning round looking at me. I ignored them at first, but towards the one hour mark it got more distracting. I stood up and yelled, "Why's everyone staring at me!" I got kicked out. Turns out I was seated directly in front of the clock. FML
Today, I got the hiccups during an exam. I wasn't allowed to leave to get a drink of water, so I had to sit there and take my test while hiccuping violently. The teacher ended up sending me to the hall and ripping up my test for "distracting the other students". FML
Today, during class, a student began arguing with my Algebra II teacher about whether or not water is wet. The student became so frustrated he threw a stapler across the room. Guess who got hit in the head and is currently bleeding pints in the nurse's office. FML
Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML
Today, I had an extreme panic attack in the middle of class. I interrupted another person's presentation, burst into tears, and ran out of class whilst everyone looked at me. FML
Today, we had a test in history. My best friend, who was sitting right behind me, had forgotten about it and put his finger in his throat to vomit. It sprayed all over his desk, his pants, and the entirety of my back. FML
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Anteezy 7
I hope that kid learned his lesson, having a seizure right behind you is just so rude. I hope more people yelled at him for being such a rude jerk for having a seizure in public.
Ducati45 0
It's hardly FYL... it's not like he would've noticed you were yelling, he was having a seizure. More like FHL for the embarrassment of having a seizure in public, not getting to just do a test and the insane after seizure headaches. What, were you embarrassed you weren't compassionate enough, and your life is ******? lame.
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crazed_ostrich 0
great
neonokku 0
I'm pretty sure you weren't the only one to notice this. Where was everyone else helping the poor kid?
sillyzombiekid 0
i feel bad for the kid, but @#3 my school just left them because it could be classed as "cheating" and you'd get an "automatic fail". Which is really stupid of course.. none the less,your point exactly, why wasn't anyone helping him?
marc_with_a_c 3
well if he had just started the seizure chances are nobody noticed it before, since the poster says he quickly turned around to yell at him, chances are it was just after the first few kicks (one can be passed as accidental but more than two is obviously not)
hellokittywhore 0
smooth. but it's excusable so many people are rude now days it's not like this happens to you often....right?? if not stay away from me! :) jk
j4gerb0mblitz 6
Must have been a hard test
peroxideprincess 0
that's nice... :)
Patrick121 0
OH MY GOD! It's Seizure Boy! And he is having a seizure rignt infront of you!!!!
JocelynKaulitz 28
Seizures ARE NOT nice. What's wrong with you?
baby_gurl2405 0
wow... that acctualy really sux, hope the kid was okay...................... did u get a test break for 'tramatic experience'??
wh4t3v3R 0
Thats how I get out of my tests too. Seizure works every time.
bugmenotmofo 34
So someone has a seizure during an important exam, and you're the one with a hard life? Nice.
No_Heart 0
So someone gets raped by someone they trusted today, and seizure boy is the one with the hard life? Nice.
ohmygoodnex 0
So someone loses at tic-tac-toe today, and raped guy is the one with the hard life? Nice.
djqlue 0
So I still don't have my new iPod touch and someone who loses at tic-tac-toe has a hard life? Nice.
lem0n_fml 0
So I only got a $500 christmas bonus today, and someone who still doesn't have a new iPod touch has a hard life? Nice.
jandrews10 0
So I found a itchy red bump on my sack today and $500 Christmas bonus guy is the one with a hard life? Nice.
schwinn11 0
Hey, easy, I know how she feels, the other day I was at the grocery store and some lady had a stroke and was laying on the floor blocking the cereal isle. I had to leave my cart and step over her just to get my cornflakes, ***'n inconsiderate bitch
lem0n_fml 0
schwinn, you ruined it.
retard32145 0
so my girl told me we were gonna **** today and all i get is a ******* and the guy with the itchy lump on his sack is the one with the hard life? nice.
sleephunters 8
Someone got herpes from a stripper today and the guy with a ******* has a hardlife?Nice.
cartering 0
You do realize that any seizure can kill you or cause permanent brain damage no matter how short its duration right?
fightingkittens 39
WTF????? That is totally not relevant to the discussion.
bilyfiskin 0
****** asshole why didn't u help her
anton4223 3
Schwinn, you made me laugh, so hard
conholio33 28
I hope they do know that ... Having a seizure disorder myself i know how bad a seizure can leave u messed up
Ducati45 0
It's hardly FYL... it's not like he would've noticed you were yelling, he was having a seizure. More like FHL for the embarrassment of having a seizure in public, not getting to just do a test and the insane after seizure headaches. What, were you embarrassed you weren't compassionate enough, and your life is ******? lame.
GlambertGirl93 0
Having a seizure in public is nothing to be embarrassed about. I myself have a had two in public. The only thing it does is scare the hell out of whoever happens to be with you at the time and get you sent to the hospital. Nothing to be enmbarrassed by.
Anteezy 7
I hope that kid learned his lesson, having a seizure right behind you is just so rude. I hope more people yelled at him for being such a rude jerk for having a seizure in public.
No_Heart 0
That rat bastard will get what he deserves one day if he goes around acting like that, if i was OP I would have kicked his pregnant mother of a very tall tree.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
"...kicked his pregnant mother of a very tall tree." My mind = blown.
myah1109 11
I love your sarcasm :)
Trainn 19
You can't control seizures dumbass.
IndieSinger 0
So presumably you failed the exam? You yelled, during an exam. That means fail.
null_fml 11
^ This. OP, YDI for opening your mouth during an exam.
peopleslifesucks 0
wow sucsk to be, especially during an exam, lol atleast he has more time to study
silbern 0
I had a seizure once. not a fun experience so I hope you atleast helped the guy behind you OP instead of opening your big mouth even more then you did already. people can die by choking when having a seizure.
cartering 0
True they can die from choking, but only if someone is stupid enough to stick something in their mouth while seizing.
ddlovatolover 23
#50, you are SUPPOSED to stick something in their mouth to prevent them from biting their own tongue off. They die by choking on their own tongues, you idiot.
DoingItWrong 0
This is only a YDI if you continued being an arse after you realized he was having a seizure. Being pissed about someone vigorously kicking your chair is a very natural reaction which I wouldn't fault anyone.