Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, I wrote my phone number on a Post-it note and gave it to a cute girl at work. She immediately threw it away. In front of me. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I opened my lunch in front of my friends at university. I had a note in my lunch from my mother that said "Have a good day sweetie! - Love mom". I wrote that note, and put it in my lunch to impress my friends. FML
Today, this girl I've been talking to texted me, saying she was going to visit. Trying to be sweet, I bought her $50 worth of chocolate and a cute card. Turns out she meant to send that text to her ex. Seems like the only thing I'll get from this relationship is diabetes. FML
Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I sent an email to a girl I like about how I really feel about her. She later replied "Real funny, tell Michael to change his password!" FML
Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
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ducks4life11 0
why would u send a twinkie to a girl u like? Thats just as bad as calling her a fatty!
Incubuss 0
To be fair though, buying a girl a Twinkie just says "I can tell you like baked goods you fat ass" FYL
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Comments (84)
andibear95 0
who sends a girl they like a Twinkie? haha next time maybe a rose :) or something that won't make her gain like 500 calories :p haha anyway sux for you OP
mrsfunke 0
a Twinkie???? really??
xgetxbentx 13
who the **** sends someone a Twinkie? are you like 10? I mean if you're in like 3rd or 4th grade it's acceptable, but any older and you should know to be a bit more classy....even my 5th grade "boyfriend" knew to get me a little chocolate box on valentines day.
salaamdelroba 0
If fatty got angry at the "fatty" comment, it must have been true.
HLE1 0
Wow that kina sucks for you eh..
GlaoigharAirm 0
Holy pancake-**** that is amazing. Ten internets to them!
hawtdawggy 0
the twinkie should have been fried
the4starr 3
why would you send a girl a Twinkie?! use your head think about what us girls would actually like.. not food! unless it's chocolate ;)
CoonYuh 0
A twinkie? Next time just punch her in the face right away she'll like you more.
elmorous 0
i think giving a twinkie is absolute inuendo ... it's long, round, and when she puts it in her mouth, white stuff comes out. doesn't get any more to the point than that. op, fyl indeed.