Maddie110110
United States
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
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Same thing different taste
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anon
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Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
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upupandaway
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
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Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
anon
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misstamz 0
Then you say as he wants a bj "too small, not worth it"
kut19 6
it means "too long; didn't read"
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Comments (290)
zeemac 0
talk later driving
loski87 4
I thought the same thing, but who knows
jklol11 0
"too long; didn't read". that easy.
regsworld11 2
you always say the long and heartfelt stuff in person, but he's an asshole for saying that so rudely!
BreakingBen 0
what did he say?
ColorfulDonut 7
tl; dr
ever_blossom 1
You dont really know if thats what he said. I think OP should talk to him later and ask what it meant. It could mean multiple things.
nirvanalink 0
lol
eftup 9
you should have responded with; qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm0987654321FU or call him if what you have to say tajes paragraphs...
eftup 9
hey **** you all! it was a good idea
kprando25 8
Ahaha no. No it wasn't. Please shut up and leave the fml community in peace.
hotair10 9
lol what an asshole
Livinia 11
What a dick move. You should reconsider your relationship with this asswipe.
otb113 7
Such a true comment. I wouldn't expect anything less from a fellow Australian.
otb113 7
actual... it's a just a text. no need to over react.
xXshadowrollerXx 6
Your boyfriend is pro. You should have responded with, "It's alright, I was jk".
tahna_fml 0
totally what I would have done!
OhLohd111 11
or maybe "I knew you'd understand! but remember, it will only hurt for a couple of months." then he'll read it ^^
MrXerxes5 6
That doesn't make him an asshole. at least he replied with something. he was driving.
No_LoveMM 3
hurr durr
BB_ava 0
mmm, where the hell does it say he was driving?
stopdonkey 0
your stupid it meant he didnt read
Lisee92 18
got any grapes?
crissit98 0
wtf? it means too long; didnt read!!!!
NinjaMagmar 0
It means too long, didn't read
galgo 0
if he was driving could have replied later. this asshole doesnt deserve you
Person1233 13
Driving? ...
Mirorbo 27
If he's so lazy that he won't ready a lovely message from you, maybe you should start reconsidering your relationship, darling.
trackster1052 0
next time just call him