Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML
Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
Love language
Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, I sent my long-distance boyfriend a heartfelt message about how much I missed him. He sent me back a picture of a Minion. FML
Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML
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misstamz 0
Then you say as he wants a bj "too small, not worth it"
kut19 6
it means "too long; didn't read"
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zombiedk 0
is it talk later, driving?
natureboy1992 0
OP your boyfriend knows the ways, sorry.
shootintacos 0
maybe he's busy and he COULDN'T read it right then?
somewizdom 15
Talk Later. Don't Reply
bischkeboy 3
well maybe your text was so long and he didn't receive all of it? And I wouldn't just jump to calling him an asshole. maybe he was busy. I'm sorry not everyone can drop EVERYTHING they are doing to sit around and text all day. they have important things to do to.
goshpeople 4
It may not have been a text message. The OP never specified, so it could well have been a Facebook message, for example, sent to her boyfriend's inbox, in which case sending something longer is perfectly acceptable. A "long and heartfelt" text message is still only about 160 characters unless she split it over several messages -- and even then how long could it be?
Freeze_fml 17
tl;dr
amc0920 0
awesome
ThisRandomChild 0
'Talk later; doctor'?
fmlbtard 0
titty lickers; dont rage
Consequences 0
If he's still your boyfriend then you're weak, desperate and pathetic.