Maddie110110
United States
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
KalaKa
United States
Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML
sleepingbeauty
Jackson, United States
Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
anon
Atlanta, United States
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
whatever
Calgary, Canada
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Gutted.
United Kingdom
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Marine
United States
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
upupandaway
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Love language
Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
anon
Melbourne, Australia
Today, I sent my long-distance boyfriend a heartfelt message about how much I missed him. He sent me back a picture of a Minion. FML
Anonymous
Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML
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misstamz 0
Then you say as he wants a bj "too small, not worth it"
kut19 6
it means "too long; didn't read"
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Comments (290)
dingle1673 0
I lol'd at this so hard...haha omg. way too funny
Xbox360dominator 0
it's to long;didn't read...
cosmet109 1
too late. damn roofies.
sparxva 12
OP may benefit from a writing class to learn to make a point without putting her reader to sleep. Does your boyfriend ever complain about insomnia and ask you to tell him about your feelings?
awesomedor 1
no it wasnt.
pike1346 3
well, my wife did that and I did not even respond. y'all get to damn annoying with that crap. life is not a fairy tale, it's hard. there is no unicorns, magic castles, or genies. get over the BS as he has problems too. it is not all about you crap. and it is crap 99% of the time.
justanotherrando_fml 2
True Love; Definitely Remember
justanotherrando_fml 2
Thanks Love, deeply relieved
lexy216 0
what does that mean?
funturtle23 6
tubby lesbians; dick rides