Today, I sent a cute, jokey text to my girlfriend saying, "Just in case the world ends, I love you." Not only did she dump me because I was an "idiot for believing in the doomsday", which I don't, she also wrote a Facebook status about it. Now everyone thinks I'm mentally unstable. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, after weeks of my crazy girlfriend avoiding me because she knew I wanted to break up with her, I had no option but to do it by text. She told all my friends, who now think I'm a coward who isn't man enough to break up in person. They didn't even ask for my side of the story. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML
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Top comments
Foolys 10
If she broke up with you over something trivial as a text message I would have to say you're better without her.
heythere131630 9
Well if the world does end your embarrassment won't last long.
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Comments (100)
YoungMisfit 9
I'm still waiting....
taylorseeey 6
You deserved it
screenager5 35
That's what the voting buttons above are for...
teals 8
She just used that as excuse
lukep135 6
I think the real reason was that you told her you loved her, she didn't feel the same, and used that piss poor reason as a scapegoat
Twisted_Angel 17
she's an asshole. find someone better.
CrookedCook 14
Bitch... just, plain ole Bitch.
chrissy2 28
Some people seriously can't take a joke.
IndigoFuckYou 9
I told my boyfriend the exact same thing, he didn't seem to mind at all. Bitches be crazy. I'm sorry, OP.
nottheyoungest 18
If the apocalypse doesn't kill you, I'm sure living with her would've. Congratulations, OP, you avoided a major life problem in the future!
robo_thunder 13
I think you should go with it. Then come up with a really great survival plan and be featured on that doomsday preppers show.