Today, I sent a cute, jokey text to my girlfriend saying, "Just in case the world ends, I love you." Not only did she dump me because I was an "idiot for believing in the doomsday", which I don't, she also wrote a Facebook status about it. Now everyone thinks I'm mentally unstable. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, after weeks of my crazy girlfriend avoiding me because she knew I wanted to break up with her, I had no option but to do it by text. She told all my friends, who now think I'm a coward who isn't man enough to break up in person. They didn't even ask for my side of the story. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML
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Top comments
Foolys 10
If she broke up with you over something trivial as a text message I would have to say you're better without her.
heythere131630 9
Well if the world does end your embarrassment won't last long.
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Comments (100)
geocayce 7
If she was a true girlfriend, she would know you don't believe in the world ending today & she would get your humor. You're better off.
Ozxkar 6
Maybe she just needed an excuse to break up. Forget her. I'm sure you can do better. Good luck.
barefootchic 6
She should know you better than that, OP. Honestly it sounds like she just wanted an excuse, and she was very cruel about it also! Find someone who appreciates you and forget about her.
1dvs_bstd 41
Post the link of this FML on facebook. At least you'll win over some friends.
maz95 17
Maybe you had it coming and that was her chance to dump you (as stupid as the reason was). Sorry OP
katyamaslova 5
Aww, I'm sorry. You deserve someone better. That's actually really cute and sweet of you.
thelaxersvlog 9
Never joke with a girl who is PMSing
BellaBelle_fml 23
Never joke about a girl PMSing…
CharresBarkrey 16
Always read an FML thoroughly before commenting.
buddy51 23
She never liked you that way.....
perdix 31
That was not at all cute or jokey. It just said that you don't have the balls to say "I love you" to her in a meaningful way. While many girls like a guy with a sense of humor, they don't want you to **** around with the "I love you" moment. That's one time to put away the jokety-jokes.
Squeaky_Tomato 14
Really? That's odd cause my bf always jokes around with the "I love you" stuff and I like it. It makes me laugh AND I know he loves me. Talk about killing two birds with one stone.
perdix 31
#57, I'll bet all the joking was AFTER the real, serious "I love you" moment. Once you open yourself up and state your true feelings to someone, then you can have fun with it. The way I read this story is that the OP had never really told her that he loved her for real.
Squeaky_Tomato 14
I suppose I have been with my bf for near 3 years so it is different than if it was the first time he told me. I guess we read it differently. I thought this wasn't the first time he said it and you did. Thinking about it from your point of view it makes a little more sense.
SoylentCandycorn 10
Somebody seems to enjoy jumping to conclusions based on nothing.
taranpreet 7
Dumping you is one thing, but a Facebook status too? She doesn't sound like a very nice person.