Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to find my glasses. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I was wearing them the whole time, or that my girlfriend played along and helped me look for them. FML
Today, my glasses have completely disappeared. I know for a fact that I put them on my desk, but now they're absolutely nowhere to be found. This is my first time playing "Find your glasses without the assistance of your glasses" and I'm failing at it badly. My vision isn't even that bad yet. FML
Today, somewhere between home and work, my glasses vanished off my face. I know I had them on before I set off because I cleaned them in the car and put them on, then halfway to work I suddenly had to squint to see because glasses gone. I’ve been searching for an hour, they are nowhere. HOW? FML
Today, I found a pair of glasses in my car. I don't wear glasses, and nobody besides myself has been in my car lately. It appears that someone has been sleeping in my car and forgot their glasses. FML
Today, I felt something hit my eye as I was riding on my bike. My glasses ended up falling off. I looked for them for ten minutes before giving up. I ran over them. FML
Today, I woke up, and I could see perfectly. Somehow, during the night, my eyes magically became 20/20. I was overjoyed, until I realized I'd fallen asleep with my glasses on. My eyes are still trash, and I want to cry. FML
Today, my students took my glasses, hid them from me, and called me a turtle when I squinted my eyes trying to look for them. This carried on for about 25 minutes. FML
Today, I spent a few seconds looking for my phone before realizing I'd been holding it the entire time. I laughed, put it down, and went back to what I was doing. Ten minutes later, I started looking for it again. FML
Today, my dad asked to borrow my glasses to look for his glasses. He then took them off because they were extremely tight on his head, and gave them back to me. Then he turned around and walked into a wall. I sure hope my eyes don't get that bad, although they probably will by the time I'm 40. FML
Today, I woke up thinking after wearing glasses and contacts all my life that I had miraculously been corrected to 20/20. Turns out I had just fallen asleep with my contacts in. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
At least you didn't offer an 100 dollar reward price on who finds the glasses first..
RockstarRN 10
Oh wow! That sucks but it is pretty funny!
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Comments (109)
YouReallyDeserve_fml 0
Rule #1, always check your head first.
Daerauko 0
rule#2 check your other pants.
Brandnewuser 0
rule #1.5 check your hands
instnt1nfction 17
rule #374.001, suicide
br0itstaylor 0
sittin on a toilet, sitten on a toilet, sitten on a toilet
sweet_candy_ 17
Uhhh how can you not tell you can see without them? Ydi.
malpalll 0
Lol you're an idiot.
ItWasAllWorthIt 0
I thought that at first too, then I read the rest. Lol.
SpideyRules 9
Are we desperate for FMLs or what? The standards have dropped really low...
sweet_candy_ 17
Ignore that ^ comment I didnt get. now I do
BamBarBiYaKergud 2
youre retardo. loooooooooool
hiyourcute 0
Haha that's okay bro, I've thought I lost my cell phone and then tried to call it... on my cell phone...
mintcar 10
I thought I lost my cell phone once but I was actually on it the whole time.
hiyourcute 0
Haha I've done that one too! I asked my friend who I was talking to if I left it at their house
mintcar 10
Hahaha, nice.
aimdya 5
I tore my house apart looking for my cell while talking on it and telling them that I couldn't find it, he let me continue looking for it until my house was a mess and I realized I was talking on it.
AlterrOnmi 0
#21 your comment made me lol in class lmao xD
lolwutdino 9
Reminds me of Velma from Scooby-Doo..
VeraJK 16
Jinkies!
aback 5
One of the rewards of having kids is watching them spazz out over nothing.
bubblekitty 1
nice parents.
MadisonB96 6
haha yeah my dad and little sister did that to me before