Today, I found a pair of glasses in my car. I don't wear glasses, and nobody besides myself has been in my car lately. It appears that someone has been sleeping in my car and forgot their glasses. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, somewhere between home and work, my glasses vanished off my face. I know I had them on before I set off because I cleaned them in the car and put them on, then halfway to work I suddenly had to squint to see because glasses gone. I’ve been searching for an hour, they are nowhere. HOW? FML
Today, my glasses have completely disappeared. I know for a fact that I put them on my desk, but now they're absolutely nowhere to be found. This is my first time playing "Find your glasses without the assistance of your glasses" and I'm failing at it badly. My vision isn't even that bad yet. FML
Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to find my glasses. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I was wearing them the whole time, or that my girlfriend played along and helped me look for them. FML
Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML
Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML
Today, I lost my glasses. I don't have spares but my girlfriend said I could borrow hers. She doesn't understand why this won't work. FML
Today, I felt something hit my eye as I was riding on my bike. My glasses ended up falling off. I looked for them for ten minutes before giving up. I ran over them. FML
Today, after my windshield wipers being stolen twice in a row, I decided to hide in my car to catch the thief. I fell asleep. When I woke up, the new wipers were gone. FML
Today, my boss "borrowed" my prescription sunglasses off my desk. She crashed her car because they made her dizzy, and thinks I should pay for the damages. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
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Top comments
marcoe 0
...um, thank you. i've been looking for those. if you leave them in the cup holder i will remember to take them. Thank you for finding them, i've had a hard time finding your car since i lost them.
Luckster 0
Unless there's piss, shit, crabs, blood and/or vomit in your car, your life is not ******.
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Comments (64)
_anonymoose_ 0
fyl
borabora1991 0
well since you dont know for sure whether or not someones been sleeping in your car then i dont see how this is an fml. Also, why dont you lock your doors? are your locks broken?
xzc426 0
the FML at the end probably stands for "**** My Locks" :P
zomgbies 17
Lock your car next time. YDI
Luckster 0
Unless there's piss, shit, crabs, blood and/or vomit in your car, your life is not ******.
blland 0
if someone can open my car door, my life is indeed ******
the_rad_brad47 18
So if someone just slept in your car you would be fine with that
DynamicDave 11
This belongs on MLIA
RyeBreadBoy 0
How the **** does this belong on MLIA? This is clearly an FML, and rarely happens to anyone, ever. It is most definitely not AVERAGE. It's whorebuckets like you who have turned that site into a travesty of what it used to be.
alexis_michelle_ 0
so true! this is definitely an MLIA. shut up ryebreadboy.
marcoe 0
...um, thank you. i've been looking for those. if you leave them in the cup holder i will remember to take them. Thank you for finding them, i've had a hard time finding your car since i lost them.
Bud_fml 16
You should leave a note in your car saying something like "Hello" and see if they reply XD
lo1337a 1
Unless you have a convertible, myself & the other commenters don't know how you came to this conclusion, thus the FML does not make sense.
rockyroad1234 0
...maybe you should look your doors? That's obvious.
Mustardnight 3
Close your car doors silly. What is this, Wisconsin? Oh wait...
Minniezz 0
Lol ? WTF
marcoe 0
#8 just trying to add a cute note, don't let your panties get too tight, its almost christmas.