Today, on our twelfth wedding anniversary, my wife fell asleep at a fine dining restaurant table within seconds of asking me about my exciting job interview. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, I was really excited to go on a date with my girlfriend. We were sat in the restaurant looking at our menus when she suddenly frowned and said someone was watching us from across the street. I turned to see who it was. My wife. FML
Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
Today, it's my fifth wedding anniversary. My wife bailed on the romantic dinner that I arranged in favor of running off with her friends. Their big event: an amateur Fight Club event they'd decided to stage in an abandoned parking lot. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. My boss called me into her office and congratulated me, and spent almost half an hour asking me what our wedding plans were, where we might honeymoon, if we wanted kids, etc. She then followed this by suddenly remembering she had called me into the office to sack me. FML
Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I had my first job interview for eight months. My interviewer noticeably yawned during my reply to the first question. FML
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Top comments
Wadlaen 24
Obviously it's been twelve tiresome years, you should probably let her rest for a few days and take it from there. Happy anniversary and best of luck for the future!
Vesi 30
You might want to have her get tested for narcolepsy.. that is not normal at all.
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Comments (6)
Wadlaen 24
Obviously it's been twelve tiresome years, you should probably let her rest for a few days and take it from there. Happy anniversary and best of luck for the future!
GoogieWithers 25
You gave her the gift of a peaceful sleep.
Vesi 30
You might want to have her get tested for narcolepsy.. that is not normal at all.
JuneBleeds4 20
Guess it wasn't that exciting of an interview.
TomeDr 25
Is she pregnant?
Hangryko 32
Is she doing everything at home? Are you doing your part?