Today, I finally mustered the courage to tell my crush how I feel. He's a straight-A student and very nice in general. After I finished pouring my heart out, he stared at me for a bit and then said: "Nice rack." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to tell my crush how I feel about them. I poured my heart out, only for them to tell me that they're already seeing someone else. To make matters worse, they then asked me for advice on how to impress their new partner. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML
Today, I summoned up the courage to tell my crush how I've felt about her for the past two years. I really poured out my heart and soul, and she nodded and smiled throughout. Once I'd finished, she told me that she believes "sex is unnatural", and that she could never date a guy who wanted it. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I built up the courage to approach my gym crush. I walked over, smiled, and said, "You smell amazing." I meant to say he looked amazing. He faintly smiled, then slowly went back to the rowing machines without saying a word. FML
Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML
Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML
Today, I sat next to my crush in class in a very loose, low-hanging shirt in the front (my mother had made me wear it, I didn't want to), and I felt so giddy because he kept staring at me in shock. No, not because I'm so beautiful, but because my boobs were hanging out. FML
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
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iAmScrubs 19
Take that as a compliment OP. Most guys think of it as a compliment in the highest manor when giving it.
SpectSelf 0
just because he gets straight A's doesn't mean he has no dick
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iAmScrubs 19
Take that as a compliment OP. Most guys think of it as a compliment in the highest manor when giving it.
ImaWiseGuy 5
I use to ask smart girls to tutor me when I didn't know how to properly approach.....
Kn0wledge123 21
Well, I've heard that smart people are usually nymphos and sex freaks. So I'd say this is a win-win OP.
Brandnewuser 0
boys will be boys
NavySEAL13 0
hell ya that's one of the best compliments we can give
saint556 4
I think that Is an absolute horrible way to pick up a girl, unless she's a straight *****. but for the most part to pick up a girl u don't say nice rack that's stupid.
poy2x 0
can u show us ur rack so we can tell u if he's correct?
meligje 1
I would love to see your highest manor. I'm sure it's a lovely house.
chris9884 0
I think it's funny
plataapusss 0
uhh he obviously wants to dooo it;) so do it girlll
alteregome 9
what does op stand for?
ImaWiseGuy 5
op is universly accepted as ovary punisher....^
teajay159 0
original person
boydeee01 7
original poster*
horneyhic 15
original poster
lickerassholes 0
42 agree
CH1CKEN_FL1PPEN 4
did it really matter that he was a straight A student??
kiaralove53 0
Maybe he was just throwing out a compliment because of how awkward it was when you were "pouring you heart out to him".
brycereid 0
66- it could be Ovary Punisher, or Orgy Parade
kay2kay 1
@69 When I read that I thought it said "ovary puncher" lol.
holagurl15 11
#66 op
holagurl15 11
refers to the person the FML was about.
rogueprincess69 0
orange pussy
Jaimegirl 7
Aww sorry hun :( Probably something that would happen to me haha
baby_dee97 8
141with that picture I'm guessing they would
kingtz 6
Orangutan's penis.
CommonSenseKarma 17
What the orangutan balls..? I don't think an awkward shyness would make a guy say "nice rack". He must be very intellectual, but lacking some Common Sense.
gccobra 0
ur so hot
deathmetalkill 3
Orphan piss.
EvilPotato 15
ummm I don't see a problem here.
XxDarkDavid321xX 1
organic pussy
lerouxmaster 7
Octopus Penetration
TXjuggalo972 6
opium (of the) people
teh_uber_muffin 3
Obsidian Pickaxe
CommonSenseKarma 17
Original Poster. Damn, I think THAT'S what it should be, but what does it really mean?
XxDarkDavid321xX 1
orgy pencil
Ckkc1 0
#1, you gotta be kidding with me... really. A girl goes to her crush, and tells her what does she feeling about him, opens her heart; and to receive what? "nice rack."... compliment in the highest manor... it is not what OP should think. OP should just understand that actually that guy is a total dumb and knows nothing, literally nothing, about woman, just like you, and get over it. A 15 years old brat tells "Most guys think of it as a compliment in the highest manor when giving it." ... lol
iAmScrubs 19
167- Please calm down. I am sorry that my comment offended you or anyone else. It is obviously not my intention to make comments intending to get people angry at me. I may only be fifteen but I am a male and I know how men function. It may not seem like a compliment but a lot of men are too self conscious to pour their heart out to a woman. They may be worried that it will make them seem like less of a man. Everyone is entitled their own opinion on how they respond to things, but you don't really have a right to make assumptions about me that are based on little more than a brief biography on Fmylife.com.
omg_a_BALLOON 0
144 you stole my orangutan penis joke I posted a while back ago, and OP stands for orignal posture.
lulututu 4
I don't think #1 at 15 years old even knows how he functions yet, let alone an actual man. lol kids these days.!
iAmScrubs 19
lol, assholes these days.
Lieto 1
Sometimes its nice to take a break from more common scenarious like "i feel comfortable with you - lets go to tbe movie - restaurant - sex"
Kingkiwi 5
I ment to click the thumbs up clicked down by accident my bad-_-
lulututu 4
#1 get a backbone. You said something ignorant now you have to deal with it. :)
iAmScrubs 19
^this is coming from the person who tells me "that I don't even know how I function". There was nothing I said that was even mildly ignorant in my comment. I said that OP should take it as a compliment because a lot of boys and men think of it as a great compliment when it is not. There is no other way I can explain my comment. You were an asshole to me and you obviously do not even know what ignorance is.
HeyItsJoe 0
He said that's how guys see it. It makes sense for girls to not think the same.
jdude8897 4
141.......nice rack
YDI__Bitch 0
YOU GOT HIM!!!
lulututu 4
Dude your a kid. You don't know how men function. Just cause you have a penis doesn't make you a man. That's. What makes you ignorant.
iAmScrubs 19
So just because I am not a grown man means I have no clue how men function? I go to a high school that has people up to age 18. I have a brother who is an adult. I may not know how a grown man functions completely but I know enough that when a guy is saying good things about women's breasts to another guy, they are not saying something negative about her. It might not be a woman's opinion of a great compliment, but guys think it is. I may only be fifteen but that's not to say I don't think the same way about women as a twenty year old. This really doesn't matter anymore lulututu. We both have different opinions and if we keep arguing, we will never reach a conclusion.
Flutist 3
IAmScrubs has a point. Plus, the Op is using high school terminology (in my mind) "crush" and "pouring my heart out" and the fact that she mentions he makes "straight A's" and not that he has a good job. So I think Scrubs opinion on how a teenage male works would be valid. That said, as a female getting told you have a "nice rack" by someone you are not sexually active with is not always an insult. My best friend John constantly tells his girlfriend she has "nice boobs" and she is just the sort of girl who likes that. They are also sexually active, so they are allowed to talk like that to each other. For the rest of the population of males, don't tell a girl she has a nice rack after the tells you she likes you. Turn her down or tell her you are only interested in her for sex. Honesty would be the best policy.
ky765 0
..... idk if this will b most liked or disliked but...... just tities
brydogg56 0
you are right on that one
erichabrown 0
calm down he was just kidding
lowshadows 21
I'm no superman lol. love the show
memestasquaper 10
Hahaha ???
Grimmerie 31
why do we care about his marks?
aaronmk 7
to show he's an educated young chap
DjeePee 25
Yeah, but being educated (and acting nice) isn't the same as being nice. There are many straight-Assholes. It might be an ice-breaker, it might be a compliment, but it's definitely not something you say after someone admitted his/her love to you. I'm imagining what would happen if a guy told me his feelings and I answered with 'nice ass'. It's just not a proper answer.
mauk 0
quit Stalin and let's see your Marx
HappyCynic 0
lmao XD
dakins 0
pointing out with brains should come more intelligent comments than "nice rack"
KennKenn 0
well, if he really is an nice as you described him, you must really have a nice rack for him to say that
Mitcha857 0
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teh_uber_muffin 3
I hate these little kids that always talk about sex as if they had ever had it before. If one had ever done so with any meaning at all, he/she would realise that sex is not some little ******* retarded joke. Yes, I realise how many thumb downs I'm going to get from the very same people I just spoke of.
alakomonus 0
who the **** are you talking too? lol
lulututu 4
the poster of this comment
zachherbert 10
163, you call him a little kid, but your only about three months older
cowduck7 11
Says the 20 yr old that looks like a Down syndrome man child.
Cavelallemant 0
Nice Rack :P
tnlander 20
If you really liked him you would have let him see them.
TroII 0
pics or it didnt happen
YouDaIdiot 4
it's a success , no fml here
SpectSelf 0
just because he gets straight A's doesn't mean he has no dick
LinkinParkPlaya 0
oooh, snap!
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
what does any of this have to doo with hiss dick??? IM so confuzzedd!!! :/
SpectSelf 0
all of us men have 2 brains. one in our head and the other in our dick lol
aj193344 0
niiiiiiiiiiicccccccceeeee ^.^
flighted 1
I believe that was his way of saying, " I really don't care what you have to say because I really don't like you that way:)"
Vamphyre73 12
I am so getting thumbed down for this but you also have a brain in your stomach, it overrides your top brain when asking for sammiches!
YouReallyDeserve_fml 0
Time to move on.
Moota 9
.... and keep to the right...
Me654 0
He might be nice and get straight A's but he's still a dude
saint556 4
I think we got it... we aren't all stupid
SmittyJA24 26
Pre-teen romances can be soooo dramatic.
memoisme 0
I'm sure it's true. But seriously you probably overwhelmed the kid. It's probably the first thing that came to his mind. Take it as he has been "admiring" you too. I promise you he probably likes you too.
TraceCase_ 19
Maybe he's also typing up a FML, about how his crush poured her heart out to him and all he could think to say was, "nice rack".
BellaGoBoom 6
I 'promise' he 'probably.' Gave me teh lulz.