Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to find my glasses. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I was wearing them the whole time, or that my girlfriend played along and helped me look for them. FML
Today, my glasses have completely disappeared. I know for a fact that I put them on my desk, but now they're absolutely nowhere to be found. This is my first time playing "Find your glasses without the assistance of your glasses" and I'm failing at it badly. My vision isn't even that bad yet. FML
Today, somewhere between home and work, my glasses vanished off my face. I know I had them on before I set off because I cleaned them in the car and put them on, then halfway to work I suddenly had to squint to see because glasses gone. I’ve been searching for an hour, they are nowhere. HOW? FML
Today, I found a pair of glasses in my car. I don't wear glasses, and nobody besides myself has been in my car lately. It appears that someone has been sleeping in my car and forgot their glasses. FML
Today, I felt something hit my eye as I was riding on my bike. My glasses ended up falling off. I looked for them for ten minutes before giving up. I ran over them. FML
Today, I woke up, and I could see perfectly. Somehow, during the night, my eyes magically became 20/20. I was overjoyed, until I realized I'd fallen asleep with my glasses on. My eyes are still trash, and I want to cry. FML
Today, my students took my glasses, hid them from me, and called me a turtle when I squinted my eyes trying to look for them. This carried on for about 25 minutes. FML
Today, I spent a few seconds looking for my phone before realizing I'd been holding it the entire time. I laughed, put it down, and went back to what I was doing. Ten minutes later, I started looking for it again. FML
Today, my dad asked to borrow my glasses to look for his glasses. He then took them off because they were extremely tight on his head, and gave them back to me. Then he turned around and walked into a wall. I sure hope my eyes don't get that bad, although they probably will by the time I'm 40. FML
Today, I woke up thinking after wearing glasses and contacts all my life that I had miraculously been corrected to 20/20. Turns out I had just fallen asleep with my contacts in. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
At least you didn't offer an 100 dollar reward price on who finds the glasses first..
RockstarRN 10
Oh wow! That sucks but it is pretty funny!
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Comments (109)
kportal69 5
I'm just wondering if you have no mirror or reflective surfaces in the house?? lol. no worries. we've all done something along those lines. everyone has one dumbass moment at least once a day. :)
aklr 0
mayb you shouldn't swear in front of your parents, next time they'll help you after they get a few laughs first of course
pchips 1
Or maybe OP could just continue speaking english, and ignore people who are dumb enough to think that certain words are somehow magically worse than all the other words that mean the same thing!
aklr 0
mayb you shouldn't swear in front of your parents, next time they'll help you after they get a few laughs first of course
ghashlycrumbs 8
I do that.. Often..
kitsune3 20
Oh my gosh this is something I can relate to. I can be looking for something for ages and not realize it is LITERALLY right in front of me. Then at last I see it and feel incredibly stupid. Afterward I just laugh it off and call myself a dork. Haha. It's all good, OP. We all make mistakes. It does kinda suck that your parents didn't help you out there, but ya gotta learn to laugh at yourself. It makes life so much easier.
bzett 0
Sorry; but that is pretty funny!
rhpsfan9 10
Everyone has had one of these moments in life
tahna_fml 0
you didn't notice them laughing at you?:) but don't worry I've been there:)
GeneralMotors 23
epic fail! i do it all the time :) you british people love saying "ages." pretty funny!
situations 3
LMFAO!!!!!! this made my night