Today, I woke up, and I could see perfectly. Somehow, during the night, my eyes magically became 20/20. I was overjoyed, until I realized I'd fallen asleep with my glasses on. My eyes are still trash, and I want to cry. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up thinking after wearing glasses and contacts all my life that I had miraculously been corrected to 20/20. Turns out I had just fallen asleep with my contacts in. FML
Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML
Today, I bought an eye mask to help me sleep during the day, as I work night shifts. Upon waking up after my first time using it, I forgot I was wearing it and thought I had gone blind, causing me to fall out of the bed and split my head open on my bedside table. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML
Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML
Today, I went to the eye doctor. For the past three days every time I wear my glasses I become nauseous, get migraines, and have that "fish-eye view" where everything is rounded. Turns out they placed my lenses on the wrong sides. FML
Today, I felt something hit my eye as I was riding on my bike. My glasses ended up falling off. I looked for them for ten minutes before giving up. I ran over them. FML
Today, I spent almost 10 minutes cleaning my glasses because everything looked blurry. The problem wasn't my glasses. I was actually wearing my sister's, who apparently got almost the same frames as mine. FML
Today, I broke my glasses. My eyesight is horrible, I can’t see things that aren’t super close to my face. I'm supposed to drive to another state tomorrow. FML
Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got drunk enough last night that instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution, I used mouthwash. FML
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Top comments
Susan Yee 9
Still better than waking up totally blind?
tenniemo 20
I’ve done the same thing, but with a pair of contacts. It would be amazing if eyes self-corrected over time!
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tenniemo 20
I’ve done the same thing, but with a pair of contacts. It would be amazing if eyes self-corrected over time!
mekiswrite 21
They can depending on the issue.
Giovanni Adamo 16
spiderman did it
Susan Yee 9
Still better than waking up totally blind?
blondie45 21
Is laser surgery an option?
what 1
It is becoming more and more affordable
Mungolikecandy 19
My eyes are terrible but I live with it. In fact, waking up to a soft focus world is quite comforting now.
0neiros 14
I've NEVER had 20/20 vision even with glasses. NEVER. STFU your glasses are a blessing, and you probably could attain 20/20 with Lasik surgery, look into it and quit your bellyaching, 20/100 is the best my left eye will ever have.