Today, I saw the girl that I've had a crush on forever riding her horse on the side of the road. She waved, and without thinking, I honked my horn in response. Her horse bucked her off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML
Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML
Today, I was riding my newly trained horse. I've recently been suffering from bad gas, and ended up farting so violently, it spooked my horse into bucking me off and running away. FML
Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML
Today, my horse farted and scared itself, then ran all the way up the hill and wouldn't stop until I fell off. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a hill and noticed a pretty girl sitting at the bus stop. I guess I was staring pretty hard, because the next thing I knew, I was swerving off the road and smashing into a tree. She laughed at me. FML
Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the parking lot. I ran quickly to greet him, but in my excitement didn't take note of the giant Hummer backing out. I broke two ribs and all my crush was trying to do was warn me of the moving vehicle I was about to run into. FML
Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML
Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML
Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML
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DustyStorm 16
Aaaaand you being the quick thinker you are turned around and went back to help?
turbodewsh 2
"Honk Honk" This is the text message my crush was reading when she crashed her her horse...
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Comments (137)
totalnewbeeee 1
Please tell me you pulled over to help her.
TimbitsPrice 3
I wonder who's not getting laid tonight...
BeMyLove15 10
Someone did that to me and my friend yesterday while we we're riding. Luckily my big boy & her mare were behaving well. (:
kcor1176 0
City boys. Y'all suck
worldclassrager 41
hope you went to her rescue and win her over...
DDbaconcrazy 1
You dumb shit!
ninjacapo 2
Great story to tell your kids?
williamcarter93 13
Horses don't get right of way over cars on a road...even though I'd know not to do that, I also wouldn't bring a horse not trained to cars onto the road
Gister 0
And that, kids, is why you don't honk at girls on horses. Good life lesson. I assure you.
kirwhite 4
Just one question: where do you live to have people riding horses on the side of the road?