Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was thrown from a horse. Thankfully, there was a trainer there to break my fall and prevent serious injury. Instead of being concerned for my safety or even grateful, my boyfriend flew into a rage that the trainer’s hands had brushed my breasts while saving me. FML
Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML
Today, my dad tried to help me overcome my intense fear of horses (due to nearly being killed by one as a child) by taking me to a ranch. Within 30 minutes, a horse bit my face. FML
Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I was horseback riding. Somebody yelled something behind me, so I turned around. Next thing I know, I am on the ground and my head is killing me. It turns out I ran into a tree branch. The person behind me simply said, "Watch out!" FML
Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
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Top comments
Doortje 30
Apologize and tell him you'd be happy to give him a kiss on the bruise you just gave him.
jiggyjiggz 0
way to make an ass out of yourself
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Comments (133)
jiggyjiggz 0
way to make an ass out of yourself
gooBUZZ 0
Yeah, #1's right. FHL, and you're a moron for kicking him.
PurpleSleep 0
The mane issue here is that the OP shouldn't have been horsing around.
TXjuggalo972 6
ahhhhhh >.< no but really they should stop playing around
fakeaccountX 6
Something tells me this will happen again in the future. In bed.
bunnixbrutality 5
77- MMFWCL ;)
Shookitup 0
Was it really that hard to get on a horse?
Shookitup 0
Was it really that hard to get on a horse?
agm2010 0
I'm Almost positive he understands that you didn't do it on purpose. not much of an FML.
cowboyy_fml 0
what does "coment moderated" mean??
Toxicweed69 0
yay
nicknesser 0
I think he deserves some tail... just saying...
hockeyplayer82 0
that's what I was thinking
FrenchToast94 0
kiss it better. :) see where that leads you
TXjuggalo972 6
guy: *smack*WTF u dirty ho op:*falls to the ground*
kriptonite_fml 0
forgot about dre
GimmiYogo 0
purple monkey dishwasher
OverweightNinja 0
well without even meaning it you just scored a way into his pants! turn that frown upside down ;)
thelastavailable 13
How is kicking him in the face score a way into his pants?!
xGUMMYBEARSx 0
no overweightninja, when a girl kicks you in the face, it does not mean she wants to get into your pants. I am very sorry.
Doortje 30
Apologize and tell him you'd be happy to give him a kiss on the bruise you just gave him.
Zmeilerr 22
Haha, I'd forgive for that.
AlexBuda 0
FINISH HIM!!!!!!!!
hoofprints 10
You have the best pic.
Selena_is_back 7
YDI for having legs. I should've known that letting you keep your legs would lead you to do bad things... it's all my fault. I HATE YOU OP!!! curse you! P.S. send me your legs by express mail.
Selena_is_back 7
What?
OverweightNinja 0
Wia girl, you're way cute.. x
Selena_is_back 7
Thank you.
OverweightNinja 0
Sorry :p you must get it alot.
Selena_is_back 7
Not really lol.
Selena_is_back 7
and you look like an asshole.
Selena_is_back 7
No idiot. You can ask everyone here which one I am. I'm the one on the left.
hockeyfever 0
she got offended
btnhdude 0
lol fail he asked if u were the one on the left and u went all "no idiot I'm the one on the left"
Selena_is_back 7
I don't have to prove anything. He's just annoying and a creeper.
Selena_is_back 7
Read the third FML, it says how much of an asshole he is.
OverweightNinja 0
what's with all the jerks? Both of the girls are "bangin" .. ;) To be honest, you must have a very warped sense of perception if you think the one on the left is a "crackhead" .. Go have a wank jackass & stop being such a jerkoff..
Selena_is_back 7
Tizzzy, did someone stick a flaming tampon up your ass?
OverweightNinja 0
Coming from a guy who takes pictures of himself posing infront of the mirror?
Selena_is_back 7
Since he has nobody...
OverweightNinja 0
wow, someone got offended.. touchy subject? Man, the fact that you know how old she is or the fact she changes her profile picture makes you the creep here. I'm just being friendly.. it's clear you have no idea on how to be anything but a jerk.
thelastavailable 13
Lol.. that was an interesting conversation. I think this tizzy guy and the fat ninja should go out sometime, they make a great pair.
DocBastard 40
Aaaaaaaaaand scene! Great job, everyone. Great job. Selena, you were fantastic. Tizzy, very nice, very believable. Ninja, you're beautiful. I loved it. LOVED IT. Ok, take 5, get a nonfat soy half-caf mocha latte. We start shooting again in 5. Seriously, great job out there everyone. You're all beautiful.
Fiend_fml 0
Lol DocBastard. Pease enlighten me, what will happen for the dramatic twist?
zp5 4
Alright great. I could use a nonfat soy half-caf mocha latte. I'll be back in 5.
zp5 4
Ok I'm back. Whats next?
miraggg 1
quite entertaining!