Today, I saw the girl that I've had a crush on forever riding her horse on the side of the road. She waved, and without thinking, I honked my horn in response. Her horse bucked her off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML
Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML
Today, I was riding my newly trained horse. I've recently been suffering from bad gas, and ended up farting so violently, it spooked my horse into bucking me off and running away. FML
Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML
Today, my horse farted and scared itself, then ran all the way up the hill and wouldn't stop until I fell off. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a hill and noticed a pretty girl sitting at the bus stop. I guess I was staring pretty hard, because the next thing I knew, I was swerving off the road and smashing into a tree. She laughed at me. FML
Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the parking lot. I ran quickly to greet him, but in my excitement didn't take note of the giant Hummer backing out. I broke two ribs and all my crush was trying to do was warn me of the moving vehicle I was about to run into. FML
Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML
Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML
Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML
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DustyStorm 16
Aaaaand you being the quick thinker you are turned around and went back to help?
turbodewsh 2
"Honk Honk" This is the text message my crush was reading when she crashed her her horse...
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Comments (137)
dream1_fml 5
You are an idiot! You ould have gotten her killed. how you didnt expect the horse to react in that certain manner stumps me. Why didnt you just wave back?
BigSexy123 11
"WITHOUT THINKING." Sometimes this stuff happens, I'm sure you've done something without thinking too. You're a judgmental prick.
fishboy123 7
you my friend will be forever alone
ZIMFOOT17 1
Isn't that from a movie?
trucker67 10
I hope you stopped to help her . Cowboy up dude and apologize for what you've done and maybe she will forgive you.
lovebeecharmer 6
That horse made sure she got bucked enough
cowgirl613 1
Never honk around horses I own 3 of them things never go right hope she is ok and that u helped her
WakingTheFallen 2
I really don't get why so many people are saying YDI. I used to go horse riding and the Guards (police officers to those of you who aren't Irish) came to teach us the rules of riding on the rode. Maybe it's different in the US but here car drivers have right away over horse riders at all times. it's her own fault for bringing an easily-spooked horse out on the road.
anonymouse333 1
In the US it is the opposite... well the laws depend on which state you are in. But I know in my state and in the surrounding states the law is that the motorist can be held liable for causing the horse to spook. You must slow down and pass wide. Few motorists know this law and that is why you make sure to work with your horse to be road safe as best as you can.
WakingTheFallen 2
Oh, I wasn't aware of that, apologies for making assumptions. Here cars have the right of way, but some horse owners still act like they own the road. Once I was in the car with my mother driving through this really backwards village, and a woman, who was walking her horse on the road started abusing her for driving past her horse. I just kind of assumed that some people on here had the same attitude.
krewer21 1
Smh
G10rEe13 1
Horses are very spooked animals, nvr honk at a rider...
toughchick14 15
Um... When did horses start traveling on roads again?