Today, I saw that my ex-boyfriend was online and had no plans. I felt extreme happiness knowing he had no life. Then I realized that I was online and had no plans. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, despite a car accident, lockdowns, and the stress of dealing with an elderly parent, I have been so happy planning a vacay with my amazing boyfriend. I woke up to being dumped because he feels he needs to prioritize his time between his kid and work. Immediately after, he popped up as active online in a game. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend after two days of purposely not seeing him, just so he could have the chance to "miss me." When I asked him if he'd missed me, he said no. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
r0ck5t4r 3
Just because someone doesn't have plans on one particular night doesn't mean they don't have a life...
lammylamb17 0
ahhh classic tale of the Facebook stalker....
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Comments (144)
BrittneySaysFTW 0
Um..can you say stage 5 clinger ?
thisgirl2u 9
Still a little bitter? And slightly stalkerish as well.. :-S
EpicPwnageGuy 0
not everyone updates there Facebook page every second on what they do.
Peasanthunter_fml 0
Could be worse
xcrystal011 2
haha wow
lilluvowl 0
lol wow :D
angel55033 12
stalk much?
blahblahblah1234_fml 0
he made a good call not getting back with you
CashMusicNet 0
Your a B****. I've dealt wit creepy women like u in my day and wow......your motives just proves you INDEED have no life. CASHMUSIC.NET
KyleIsSoFine 0
Ana, I don't know you but just gotta say, your profile pic is reaaally cute! Is that your bf? If it is then I must say, you guys make a super cute couple! :D