Today, I saw that my ex-boyfriend was online and had no plans. I felt extreme happiness knowing he had no life. Then I realized that I was online and had no plans. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, despite a car accident, lockdowns, and the stress of dealing with an elderly parent, I have been so happy planning a vacay with my amazing boyfriend. I woke up to being dumped because he feels he needs to prioritize his time between his kid and work. Immediately after, he popped up as active online in a game. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend after two days of purposely not seeing him, just so he could have the chance to "miss me." When I asked him if he'd missed me, he said no. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
r0ck5t4r 3
Just because someone doesn't have plans on one particular night doesn't mean they don't have a life...
lammylamb17 0
ahhh classic tale of the Facebook stalker....
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Comments (144)
hotncool 0
all I gotta say is this ya they may be exes but maybe she and him still care about one another omg people let by gones be bye gones stfu lmao damn people I mean I've known people who were my exes and they still cared bout me so there fo stfu and ya just be quiet
novair 5
no wonder he broke up with you.
Nick_1993 2
your a bitch
joetan 16
both of you should play world of Warcraft... :-)
Zmeilerr 22
YDI for stalking him. Move on, he obviously doesn't want you.
goldhighways 0
what a waste of an fml.
romanje 0
you belong with eachother, lol
fckmefcknhard 1
your stupid. i bet you that you still care for him since you notice that he's online? stop trynna act and say that he doesnt have a life. you dont have a life for not evem trying to move on. watch your actions before you say shit and just because someones online doesnt mean they dont have a life. your a fckn idiot!
Sh0wT1M3 0
FAIL
Sh0wT1M3 0
FAIL