Today, I hung out with my boyfriend after two days of purposely not seeing him, just so he could have the chance to "miss me." When I asked him if he'd missed me, he said no. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML
Today, after I decided to see what would happen if I didn’t text my boyfriend first in the morning, I haven’t heard from him in two days. FML
Today, it's been two weeks since my ex took me on a date and said honestly that he missed me and wanted to be with me. I said I was too busy, and he nodded, shrugged, and said OK. I haven't heard from him since and I can't stop thinking about him. FML
Today, my boyfriend had been distant for a while, didn't turn up for my birthday dinner, and gave no explanation. Turns out he was on a date that same afternoon. Two days later he announced his new "relationship" all over Facebook. When he saw I'd blocked him everywhere, he sent a "I miss you" text. Never seen anyone so audacious. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML
Today, the guy I've fallen for and have been dating on and off for 2 years told me that he kept contacting me to re-connect because he missed hanging out with me, but didn't actually have any feelings for me. I already paid for a non-refundable weekend away as his Christmas present for us both. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
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Chazzster 32
My wife will go out for a few hours and then ask “Did you miss me?” The best and most truthful answer I usually have is “I knew you would be back”… If you feel the need to constantly test your relationship, that’s not a sign of a healthy relationship. Though I understand some people are inherently more insecure than others. Even among happy couples, there are times when each will need some time to themselves. That’s not a sign of a relationship problem, that’s a sign of being human… OP, I think you need to chill a bit with the relationship “tests” - They are far more likely to lead to a split than to making the relationship stronger.
JackWood 21
If you're having to test your relationship then you are doing it all wrong. js
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bigredmonkeybutt 30
Lol. Never ask a question you’re not prepared to hear the answer to.
JackWood 21
If you're having to test your relationship then you are doing it all wrong. js
Chazzster 32
My wife will go out for a few hours and then ask “Did you miss me?” The best and most truthful answer I usually have is “I knew you would be back”… If you feel the need to constantly test your relationship, that’s not a sign of a healthy relationship. Though I understand some people are inherently more insecure than others. Even among happy couples, there are times when each will need some time to themselves. That’s not a sign of a relationship problem, that’s a sign of being human… OP, I think you need to chill a bit with the relationship “tests” - They are far more likely to lead to a split than to making the relationship stronger.
HeartlessAngel00 2
That's what happens when you play dumb games