Today, I saw that my ex-boyfriend was online and had no plans. I felt extreme happiness knowing he had no life. Then I realized that I was online and had no plans. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, despite a car accident, lockdowns, and the stress of dealing with an elderly parent, I have been so happy planning a vacay with my amazing boyfriend. I woke up to being dumped because he feels he needs to prioritize his time between his kid and work. Immediately after, he popped up as active online in a game. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend after two days of purposely not seeing him, just so he could have the chance to "miss me." When I asked him if he'd missed me, he said no. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
r0ck5t4r 3
Just because someone doesn't have plans on one particular night doesn't mean they don't have a life...
lammylamb17 0
ahhh classic tale of the Facebook stalker....
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Comments (144)
lammylamb17 0
ahhh classic tale of the Facebook stalker....
silversparkles4 5
Agreed lol. Though I can't really say mch since I would do the same.
DudeImBetter 0
hahahahaa Do you really get "extreme happiness" when you figure out your X has no plans for 1 night? It's ironic that you probably never would've described a date from your
DudeImBetter 0
you never would've described yourself after a date by your ex as being extremely happy but now that you aren't going out with you anymore he's making you extremely happy it's ironic.
hairt 4
op, WHATS EXTREMELY HAPPINESS?!
MarkerofMagic 0
maybe he was sick or something? he doesn't need to be with a friend 24/7. he obviously has more of a life than you. he doesn't stalk his ex's.
ryliz 0
indeed
buzz18 7
Lol, stalker like the rest of us
fakeaccountX 6
Never think too soon.
nidawi 0
46..you never know. maybe her ex stalks her back? :D
Cannavaro_fml 0
You deserve it for caring what your ex is doing.
the_flirtt 0
facebook hor
nxnd1986 0
aaaaaThe following information will be directly visible on your profile.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Op, I'm online and have no plans... No life, no friends, GODDAM OP you ruined my mood!...
cporter125 0
owned by the internet
penismightier 3
hey cutie
Mr_Zachary 0
lmfao @ 107
docscientist 10
There seems to be a shortage of shirts.
lailabob 0
wow you're stupid
marmlr339 14
agreed!!!
labratory5 0
114 that was ******* funny
122409 0
FURST
GavinRoskamp 0
Fail.
GavinRoskamp 0
Fail.
lammylamb17 0
big fail lmao
rustic 0
I like your pic :3
122409 0
(:
Pb25797051 0
wow, idiot
HSOMGF 5
Why do you care what your ex does? Get a life.
Karma495 0
lol true
r0ck5t4r 3
Just because someone doesn't have plans on one particular night doesn't mean they don't have a life...
TheLetterZero 7
Yeah... that was my first thought when reading this. This FML seems kinda stupid.
TheLetterZero 7
Yeah... that was my first thought when I read this. This FML seems kinda NOT STUPID IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. IT IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF TRAGIC AND SHOULD BE TREATED AS SUCH. I DO HOPE YOU GET OVER THIS LIFE-RUINING MOMENT, OP. :-)
tencentsakiss 19
These comments are always so much funnier when the mods change them.
Ruff_fml 3
lol nice edit on 69 :D
TheLetterZero 7
Sorry, I typed that. Didn't mean to look like an impersonation. It was supposed to be more like a joke aimed at the mods. :P
122409 0
*your
yourmurderscenex 13
yeah you're pathetic.
nocanhaz 4
aren't we all?
Wirebiter 0
Nope.
haha89 0
Since when does someone have to have plans every day and hour or else they don't have a life? And why do you care about your ex? YDI for being a hypocrite.
SkullofMetal 3
nuff said xD
logandean 0
agreed!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Were you one of those couples that has to spend every waking minute together, neglecting your friends and your independent lives in the process? If so, YDI.
worldclass 0
You have to make an effort, eh? Don't leave it up your friends!