Today, I saw that my ex-boyfriend was online and had no plans. I felt extreme happiness knowing he had no life. Then I realized that I was online and had no plans. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, despite a car accident, lockdowns, and the stress of dealing with an elderly parent, I have been so happy planning a vacay with my amazing boyfriend. I woke up to being dumped because he feels he needs to prioritize his time between his kid and work. Immediately after, he popped up as active online in a game. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend after two days of purposely not seeing him, just so he could have the chance to "miss me." When I asked him if he'd missed me, he said no. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
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r0ck5t4r 3
Just because someone doesn't have plans on one particular night doesn't mean they don't have a life...
lammylamb17 0
ahhh classic tale of the Facebook stalker....
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Comments (144)
HeaRTs_Girl 0
For the love of the possibly non-existant God, people, use proper grammar. *sigh* What's the use... On that note, #58, why don't YOU "stfu", m'kay? OP: There's a reason you two broke up. I have a feeling that YOU are that reason. Ugghh, don't comment on FML while pissed. For future reference.
SleepyHead34 0
haha u suck!! xD
rydoger135 0
moderate this...son
BluSkyNoise 0
WTF is wrong with you?
nocanhaz 4
the list is shorter if you ask what isn't wrong with op... actually I don't know op so I can't judge
JERZBornNRaised 7
your obv not over him, if you get happy over him not having plans your obviously into him still and dont wanna see him with another girl, get a life, he doesnt want you so move on and stop gettin excited over little shit like that, what are you 5? plus he prob smashed ya girl friend anyway ;)
hannahcrogers131 4
WAIT WAIT, if we are on the computer or iPod/ iPhone ( on FML) doesn't that mean the we, as commenters, have no life as well?
HeaRTs_Girl 0
92: By that logic, I guess OP is right by default. Damn.
ohcanaduh 0
your pathetic. just because he is online with no plans, it means he has no life? ydi lol
LaFHlax 0
haha I understand why you would be happy....but you can only be happy he has no life, if you do have a life. :P
buddyweiser 0
so just because you have no plans means you have no life? grow up will you?