Today, I saw that my ex-boyfriend was online and had no plans. I felt extreme happiness knowing he had no life. Then I realized that I was online and had no plans. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, despite a car accident, lockdowns, and the stress of dealing with an elderly parent, I have been so happy planning a vacay with my amazing boyfriend. I woke up to being dumped because he feels he needs to prioritize his time between his kid and work. Immediately after, he popped up as active online in a game. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend after two days of purposely not seeing him, just so he could have the chance to "miss me." When I asked him if he'd missed me, he said no. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
r0ck5t4r 3
Just because someone doesn't have plans on one particular night doesn't mean they don't have a life...
lammylamb17 0
ahhh classic tale of the Facebook stalker....
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Comments (144)
mintcar 10
Why do you care? He's your EX boyfriend! The fact that you took time to check out what he was doing makes you somewhat of a loser.
zp5 4
wait, you're happy that he has no life??
poolofblood 0
I thought she was gonna say he had no plans so I could go out with him but he said no or some shit
nerdsgetmehot 23
Is your ex still on your instant messenger list and/or is still a Facebook friend? Probably not a wise choice, as it makes "accidentally" keeping tabs on them that much easier. No e-stalking now, y'hear?
Mariah162 0
Looks like somebody else doesn't have a life either.... not to point a finger ^.^
thisgirl2u 9
I'm pretty sure OP already pointed out that she herself did not have a life.. Actually yes.. Yes I'm certain she mentioned that. ;)
Mortanious 0
Get over him and get a life. Seriously, why don't people understand? The longer one thinks about their ex the more the latter has won. To think about them and dwell upon what could have been, when they don't even care about your existence, is pure stupidity.
Gadomski87 2
******' pathetic
asilam916 0
Creepy AND pathetic. He probably has more of a life than you. While you're online stalking him he's probably online talking to his friends, something you apparently don't have.
FaberDriveLuv 5
Just because someone's online, it doesn't mean they don't have a life....especially with how big social networking is today.
k0kizzle 0
hahaha bummer