moopymoplady
Canada
Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I accidentally knocked over a mall Santa on his way to meet some children. I've never had that many hate-filled eyes on me at once. FML
areyouserial
United States
Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML
evil Santa
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Solon, United States
Tis the season…
Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML
JessThompson
Hamilton, Canada
Today, after telling my young kids all about Santa, his reindeer and his sleigh, we saw him. Smoking a cigarette in the beat-up car next to ours at a red light. FML
childdreamkiller
Canada
Today, I took my daughter to see Santa at the mall. When I went to pick her up from Santa's lap, my watch snagged on his beard, pulling it off in front of my daughter and about twenty kids in line. My daughter still isn't speaking to me. FML
Loola
France
Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML
Santa
Canada
Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML
tishihish
United States
Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML
perenoel
France
Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML
Amore
Bois-colombes, France
Today, my son told me the Christmas letter he wrote to Santa was a joke and he didn't want the stuff he asked for. I already bought everything. FML
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alex1432 9
What was that ****** doing out of his workshop?!
StoryOfTheYear 15
Did you take it?
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Comments (145)
foodlord 5
OP: I want the finger 4 Christmas! SANTA: *pulls finger* ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!!!
thenextnash1 0
You are consistently not funny with your fml comments
shazza26 1
It wouldn't be an FML if he asked for it idiot
Justin23L 2
The comedic content of this post does not please me.
jmuld 3
Your comment sucks.
foodlord 5
and now it will be time to follow Santa, by pulling the middle finger at all u bitches that commented on my ****** status!
lajaynay 15
You probably just imagined it.
pancakerocks 1
Really now?
ZXDriver 0
Was it Billy Bob Thornton?
bsbuddy 0
Bad Santa
xbella 8
guess you've been naughty and that's all you are getting..
suavesuave 2
You were obviously a bad boy :p
CondomSense 4
Should have used a Condom dumbfuck.
MwahFMLS 6
Hoe, hoe, hoe!
StoryOfTheYear 15
Who's talking about gardening supplies?
lionlvr 9
Wow..grumpy Santa is grumpy.
MwahFMLS 6
Ho, Ho, Ho! :)
MwahFMLS 6
Oh, come on. Why the thumbs downs? All I said was ho ho ho..
FYLDeep 26
Did he call you a ho too?
starwind3438 9
More like a ho ho ho.