Anonymous
Science has gone too far
Today, I watched our very clever cat turn on our oven with ease. I now fear for my children's lives. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ripfluffy
United States
Today, I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it. Sometimes children hide their pet rabbit in there. FML
fml9124
Hidden
Today, I saw a scorpion crawling across the kitchen floor. While trying to swat it towards the middle of the floor to prevent it from escaping as I looked for something to kill it with, my cat came to investigate. Kitty thought I was playing with a new toy and joined in by batting the scorpion under the oven. I know it's plotting its revenge. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Haunted house
Today, I jumped when, after being home alone for days, I suddenly saw the door handle move. Apparently, the cats weren't happy about being locked out of the kitchen and were pretty close to figuring things out. FML
Squeak
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Fort Bragg, United States
Poor Despereaux
Today, I baked a cake. After feeding it to my entire family, I opened the stove, planning to temporarily store the cake inside. I then noticed a mouse, burnt to a crisp. FML
stop it ninja
Fredericksburg, United States
Today, while I was using my computer, my cat ran up to the power strip, looked me in the eyes, and hit the power switch, turning everything off. She does this quite often. FML
Cat owner
Steele, United States
PETA has been informed
Today, my cat did the same thing as in the video where a cat lights its tail on fire with a candle and just watches it nonchalantly until it stops burning… Except, instead of watching nonchalantly, he bolted all over the house while screaming his head off. Trying to extinguish him was a nightmare. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Safety test
Today, I learned how to use a fire extinguisher. Too bad it was on my brand new oven. FML
sally
Cartoons ruining the kids
Today, my son watched some ridiculous Japanese cartoon about shokugeki cooking and is convinced he's the greatest cook ever by copying what happens in the show. He set fire to my frying pan, panicked, and dumped it in the ceramic sink, which cracked from the heat and flooded my kitchen. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML
AussieG75
Lakewood, United States
Today, I was making tea when I smelled something burning. My very fluffy cat had put his tail right next to the open flame and burnt his fur. Now I have a semi-hairless cat and a very smelly apartment. FML
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SM79 6
You can get rid of the cat. or, buy a child-prooding kit for the stove
SM79 6
"keep the cat out of the kitchen.." 😂🤣😂🤣😂 You've never owned a cat, have you?
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DoctorPALO 14
So keep the cat out of the kitchen or get rid of it and get a different pet.
SM79 6
"keep the cat out of the kitchen.." 😂🤣😂🤣😂 You've never owned a cat, have you?
SM79 6
You can get rid of the cat. or, buy a child-prooding kit for the stove
Jessika Jensen 7
Use tin foil. Cover your stove and put a little spray water on it. That's how I broke that habit. Also while trying this method take the knobs off. You can use tennis balls. As well as water guns to stop that habit. I just went back and read. Oven? Put something over the control panel. Still use the other things to break the habit. Also, make sure there is nothing in the oven. If anything? With it empty? You are kind of cleaning your oven🤷♀️ The oven will just bake/broil and you should be okay. Maybe some smoke from food debris.. I would try to break the habit.
bleachedraven 14
Might sound weird, but I had a friend who had a cat that kept turning on the oven and knocking appliances off the counter. She neutered him and then the damage the cat caused was reduced. This won't work on every cat but for my friend it did.