Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I accidentally knocked over a mall Santa on his way to meet some children. I've never had that many hate-filled eyes on me at once. FML
Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML
Tis the season…
Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML
Today, after telling my young kids all about Santa, his reindeer and his sleigh, we saw him. Smoking a cigarette in the beat-up car next to ours at a red light. FML
Today, I took my daughter to see Santa at the mall. When I went to pick her up from Santa's lap, my watch snagged on his beard, pulling it off in front of my daughter and about twenty kids in line. My daughter still isn't speaking to me. FML
Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML
Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML
Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML
Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML
Today, my son told me the Christmas letter he wrote to Santa was a joke and he didn't want the stuff he asked for. I already bought everything. FML
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alex1432 9
What was that ****** doing out of his workshop?!
StoryOfTheYear 15
Did you take it?
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Comments (145)
saddgurl 0
Do piss off Santa
saddgurl 0
Oh go suck a candy cane
jackeechan 10
Somebody was on the naughty list
smk201p 2
I'm sure he'd give me the finger too but thats cause I asked for a rabbit.. Not the fury kind
jackeechan 10
I dont wanna know
Tymaster5 22
lol this just made my day
Amandabobmaxwell 4
I could understand your upset, if you were 5..
DeiterBug 6
That's better than coal.....or....is it ?
imaginaryvoice 18
He's just pissed cause he got put on his own naughty list
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
My my, someones been naughty this year.