Today, I saw my ex-boyfriend at Wal-Mart. This would have been fine had he not broken up with me because he was "moving to Canada." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is currently dating a girl who lives in Korea. We broke up because I was moving to a different part of the city for college and he thought the distance would be "too much." FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML
Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend. She dumped me because she was moving to Wyoming. I guess Wyoming is code for my friend's apartment. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. In Walmart. Over the loudspeaker. FML
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lexiieeex3 32
That's the most pathetic excuse in the book. You're better off OP if he can't be more honest with you than that.
Nubsche 18
Maybe he is back to visit family? dont judge too fast OP.
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Comments (30)
writergirl1029 17
At least he didn't pretend to move to Yemen.
tonyfailla123 19
Classic chandler
TacoTheDank 27
"Moving to Canada" my ass, that's a real sad excuse for breaking up with someone. If he were actually mature, he would give you a real reason for leaving you, or at least tell the truth, instead of leaving her with a lie.
AirBusDriver 23
Oh, Canada.
TMO2142 25
We need to know how long ago he said that
shewasashowgirl 6
Too much South Park #blamecanada
tj4234 36
Plot twist, this happened in a Walmart in Canada.
zippo6 4
you sure this post and the one above it aren't related?
MitiMiki 16
Honestly, it sucks short term, but just be glad you didn't waste your time with somebody who can't be honest about their feelings. You dodged a bullet.
fordkiller220 4
I hope you kneed him in the knads...
URBeingLied2 23
OMG. I'm suppose to be making dough for homemade pizzas! Thank you! Gotta go!
fuckitallihateu 2
what a liar!