danceinconverse
Richmond Hill, Canada
Today, I saw my boyfriend wiping his nose with his hand and then using the snot to gel back his hair. FML
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Just followed up on my recently accepted FML, so thought I should explain this one too! Everyone's comments seriously made me laugh by the way. Especially the shrek one, my boyfriend really appreciated that. To everyone saying "you mean ex boyfriend?", no. (Let me explain). If I dated a guy who legitimately did this, you can bet your bottom dollar he would be kicked to the curb. But I have to admit, I only posted a small portion of the full story. He actually mimed doing this as a joke in front of our friends, but unfortunately he managed to unintentionally get a little booger on his hand and actually wipe it in his hair. I informed him, and he ran to the bathroom with a mortified look to shower. And no, we will never let him live it down! Mwahahaha!
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Top comments
BadApple88 29
Sounds sexy lol. Note to self: Don't eat while reading FML.
aisg 14
Shrek? Is that you?
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Comments (111)
miianah1 22
Please tell me you guys are broken up
buckdharma 38
Snot is the word It's got groove it's got meaning Snot is the time, it's the place, it's the motion Now snot is the way we are feeling
Chris20003 17
Think of his frugality! Or not, I'd go with.
simplysarcastics 26
*SNOT
oJoy 11
well that's new haha
dragonfire5665 8
well, ya gotta do what ya gotta do
elcee1987 18
No. You don't. You really, really don't.
AFaye3964 17
Thats a major turn off!
Hpixiee 23
this is exactly like that 'dumb blonde' joke
BecomingBeauty 7
Omg.....I think I have to go puke now.....so disgusted......
infernap000 7
That's unnatural