danceinconverse
Richmond Hill, Canada
Today, I saw my boyfriend wiping his nose with his hand and then using the snot to gel back his hair. FML
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Just followed up on my recently accepted FML, so thought I should explain this one too! Everyone's comments seriously made me laugh by the way. Especially the shrek one, my boyfriend really appreciated that. To everyone saying "you mean ex boyfriend?", no. (Let me explain). If I dated a guy who legitimately did this, you can bet your bottom dollar he would be kicked to the curb. But I have to admit, I only posted a small portion of the full story. He actually mimed doing this as a joke in front of our friends, but unfortunately he managed to unintentionally get a little booger on his hand and actually wipe it in his hair. I informed him, and he ran to the bathroom with a mortified look to shower. And no, we will never let him live it down! Mwahahaha!
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Top comments
BadApple88 29
Sounds sexy lol. Note to self: Don't eat while reading FML.
aisg 14
Shrek? Is that you?
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Comments (111)
worldclassrager 41
It's like mothers using saliva to fix their child's hair...just more gut wrenching
zXxsomeonexXz 2
vancha marche. from the larten crepsley saga. Darren Shan.
badblaby 8
Ex bf now I hope
davincidasecond 24
That snot right.
bayy1432 14
Hey, times are rough lol
KasieBoo 5
so that's how they get their hair to stay...
cutebutterfly12 4
You should see the horrified face I just made when I read the last sentence. That's so disgusting.
Witchylady 18
He's a keeper!!!!
RedPillSucks 33
Is that bugger in your hair, No it's snot
vikky538 29
he is trying to use the organic gel...but that's really gross...