danceinconverse
Richmond Hill, Canada
Today, I saw my boyfriend wiping his nose with his hand and then using the snot to gel back his hair. FML
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Just followed up on my recently accepted FML, so thought I should explain this one too! Everyone's comments seriously made me laugh by the way. Especially the shrek one, my boyfriend really appreciated that. To everyone saying "you mean ex boyfriend?", no. (Let me explain). If I dated a guy who legitimately did this, you can bet your bottom dollar he would be kicked to the curb. But I have to admit, I only posted a small portion of the full story. He actually mimed doing this as a joke in front of our friends, but unfortunately he managed to unintentionally get a little booger on his hand and actually wipe it in his hair. I informed him, and he ran to the bathroom with a mortified look to shower. And no, we will never let him live it down! Mwahahaha!
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BadApple88 29
Sounds sexy lol. Note to self: Don't eat while reading FML.
aisg 14
Shrek? Is that you?
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Comments (111)
cjwayy 22
I couldn't date a guy with bad hygiene, honestly.
greekk 21
Your fat, you couldn't date a decent looking guy lol don't be picky.
masterof1 7
Says the male dick bag. Dont feed lies to others.
ninety 25
Touché, if they shirk on taking care of themselves, they'll probably half-ass a relationship too.
laden_swallow09 35
13- Who would, really? Another slob? Even then…
finalyearsofhate 22
Pretty gross, but I suppose it could still be worse. Think "There's Something About Mary"...
ulissey_fml 22
S'not how you're supposed to do it ?
Khaleesi_26 30
Ew thats gross. If he doesn't want to pay for actual gell i hear you can use a bit of egg white. Plus it's good for the hair.
SirMichael 13
Are eggs really much cheaper than hair gel? Also wouldn't it get rotten in your hair if you left it in for more than a day?
Khaleesi_26 30
it's egg whites mixed with something else. I can't remember. And you normally don't leave hair gel in your hair for more than one day.
SirMichael 13
Yes, but OP's boyfriend doesn't sound like a person that should be trusted to make hygienic decisions when it comes to his hair.
mr_aaaaaaaa 12
I just told this FML post to my mother and she just asked me to stop cause she thought that's too disgusting...
Klima_fml 29
Cheap and easy, never have to buy hair gel again!
paramor3 23
I feel a ..."There's something about Mary" moment coming on lol
orbit 22
like #14's comment?
paramor3 23
Well...#24, indeed. Just like that! Lol...great minds think alike I guess. I didn't read all the previous comments, obviously :-P
esfox83 17
Reading this almost made me vomit.
Nyx7 24
That is absolutely disgusting...best of luck darlin, if that's your boyfriend I think you're gonna need it
ManiBoo 23
Oh my gosh, when I was a freshman, this guy used to shamelessly slobber on his hand in front of everyone to slick his hair back! But I have to say, your boyfriend is like a zillion times more gross!!!!
greekk 21
I've done that drunk. Easy solution , don't be mad lmao