danceinconverse
Richmond Hill, Canada
Today, I saw my boyfriend wiping his nose with his hand and then using the snot to gel back his hair. FML
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Just followed up on my recently accepted FML, so thought I should explain this one too! Everyone's comments seriously made me laugh by the way. Especially the shrek one, my boyfriend really appreciated that. To everyone saying "you mean ex boyfriend?", no. (Let me explain). If I dated a guy who legitimately did this, you can bet your bottom dollar he would be kicked to the curb. But I have to admit, I only posted a small portion of the full story. He actually mimed doing this as a joke in front of our friends, but unfortunately he managed to unintentionally get a little booger on his hand and actually wipe it in his hair. I informed him, and he ran to the bathroom with a mortified look to shower. And no, we will never let him live it down! Mwahahaha!
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Top comments
BadApple88 29
Sounds sexy lol. Note to self: Don't eat while reading FML.
aisg 14
Shrek? Is that you?
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Comments (111)
likice93 7
How old is he
missmisery86 11
that is so foul
Dellipop 12
Gross
Red_Rising 13
Did you mean ex-boyfriend
DrHothead 15
No frickin way
InTheMagic 3
Grim
oufie20 18
he has in mind the resession…i hope
KaneHunter 22
I think I'm going to be sick...
EmilyEAB 8
that's one way to save money on hair gel
GarysMom725 10
You need a new boyfriend!