danceinconverse
Richmond Hill, Canada
Today, I saw my boyfriend wiping his nose with his hand and then using the snot to gel back his hair. FML
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Just followed up on my recently accepted FML, so thought I should explain this one too! Everyone's comments seriously made me laugh by the way. Especially the shrek one, my boyfriend really appreciated that. To everyone saying "you mean ex boyfriend?", no. (Let me explain). If I dated a guy who legitimately did this, you can bet your bottom dollar he would be kicked to the curb. But I have to admit, I only posted a small portion of the full story. He actually mimed doing this as a joke in front of our friends, but unfortunately he managed to unintentionally get a little booger on his hand and actually wipe it in his hair. I informed him, and he ran to the bathroom with a mortified look to shower. And no, we will never let him live it down! Mwahahaha!
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Top comments
BadApple88 29
Sounds sexy lol. Note to self: Don't eat while reading FML.
aisg 14
Shrek? Is that you?
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Comments (111)
martin8337 36
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Razi_tail 25
Oh is your hair a natural green? No, itsnot!
drc428 5
at least he prefers organic all natural cosmetics :)
katertott 44
Sounds like something you'd see on "extreme cheapskates". Lots of those people are completely nuts. Savvy sometimes, but mostly nuts.
TabbieKat83 3
That's what I call going green.
HeartYou101 31
A friend of mine uses sugar water as gel...It doesn't attract bitches but it attracts insects :/
ShinyGyarados 3
YDI for dating him.
LibertyLife20 20
How resourceful
Kayjose 8
Okay I'm just going to say it in my best Cleveland Brown voice: That's nasty.
mishwarner 14
Get a new boyfriend!!! That is disgusting. I couldn't even be in the same room as him again let alone sleep with him. Yuk!