danceinconverse
Richmond Hill, Canada
Today, I saw my boyfriend wiping his nose with his hand and then using the snot to gel back his hair. FML
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Just followed up on my recently accepted FML, so thought I should explain this one too! Everyone's comments seriously made me laugh by the way. Especially the shrek one, my boyfriend really appreciated that. To everyone saying "you mean ex boyfriend?", no. (Let me explain). If I dated a guy who legitimately did this, you can bet your bottom dollar he would be kicked to the curb. But I have to admit, I only posted a small portion of the full story. He actually mimed doing this as a joke in front of our friends, but unfortunately he managed to unintentionally get a little booger on his hand and actually wipe it in his hair. I informed him, and he ran to the bathroom with a mortified look to shower. And no, we will never let him live it down! Mwahahaha!
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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BadApple88 29
Sounds sexy lol. Note to self: Don't eat while reading FML.
aisg 14
Shrek? Is that you?
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dustin007 15
How the hold time
ilovefml913 10
One of the most grotesque things i have read
Sencilia 14
This made me cringe.
ShitHappen_fml 15
Do you think he uses that to **********?
lylecrocodile110 2
It's just like that joke kids used to tell...."Why is the Joker's hair green?" *sniffs loudly and rubs hand up face, then smoothing hair back* Anybody?
SleevelessD 6
You picked him
KingOfTheLosers 7
anothe fhl...
shardynfahey 19
What the
angryclouds 15
That is beyond disgusting.
rnahliisah 10
Didn't you know that's the new thing in Europe? Be happy he's fashion forward.