Love: Today, I saw my boyfriend wiping his nose with his hand and then...

danceinconverse 23 September 2014, 18:04 Richmond Hill, Canada

Today, I saw my boyfriend wiping his nose with his hand and then using the snot to gel back his hair. FML

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danceinconverse 25

25 May 2015, 08:48

Just followed up on my recently accepted FML, so thought I should explain this one too! Everyone's comments seriously made me laugh by the way. Especially the shrek one, my boyfriend really appreciated that. To everyone saying "you mean ex boyfriend?", no. (Let me explain). If I dated a guy who legitimately did this, you can bet your bottom dollar he would be kicked to the curb. But I have to admit, I only posted a small portion of the full story. He actually mimed doing this as a joke in front of our friends, but unfortunately he managed to unintentionally get a little booger on his hand and actually wipe it in his hair. I informed him, and he ran to the bathroom with a mortified look to shower. And no, we will never let him live it down! Mwahahaha!

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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BadApple88 29

23 September 2014, 23:32

Sounds sexy lol. Note to self: Don't eat while reading FML.

aisg 14

23 September 2014, 23:33

Shrek? Is that you?

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cheshireau 26

25 September 2014, 05:20

My former boyfriend picked his nose in front of me and then ate it. He had the hide to cuss me out for calling him out on being a disgusting moron. I feel you, OP.